If this fight isn’t interrupted by a g’damned RKO or a folding chair, I’m going to be pissed.

Unless she was holding a plate of pancakes, a bottle of syrup and proclaimed to the waiting room “Ooo Lordy, I sure do hope that doctor man gets here soon, these cakes is gettin’ cold”, that shit ain’t no accident. He’s probably been calling her that behind her back for years and just now his tongue got out in front…

This would be a good time to disrupt the industry with a new app called Slappr.

Ok, when someone asks you what “Projection” means, this is it. No other examples are needed.

Something, something, bats.

I can’t tell you how I came to have this information but y’all have a right to know: “Jim” is the name of the creature posing as Trump’s hairpiece, well at least one of them. I think “Jim” is the lead hairpiece, followed by “John” and another called “Scraggily Bob”. Trump hasn’t been his own man since at least 2003,…

C’mon now, everybody knows the black people are chilling out on the Summer Isles, staying way the hell out of all these wypipo problems. The last one we saw noped the fuck out of there when boats started blowing up.

She was.

It seems the only way to get a hate crime charge is if the assailant states in a loud, clear voice “I am doing this out of hate for your race/sexual orientation/gender/religion!” At this point, the assailant must issue a signed and notarized declaration to the victim which must be submitted to the law enforcement…

I’m heading into the theater like this:

“Sword thrower”? Is that supposed to be a euphemistic way of saying “spear chucker”?

Marvel isn’t going to do that either. They were very adamant (to the annoyance of a few people) a year or two ago: Spider-Man can be any race, sexual orientation, religion, etc., but Peter Parker is a straight, white male. I guess it has something to do with maintaining a strict character/branding integrity. DC will…

I know about that and I’m thrilled but it isn’t the MCU.

We have to come to terms with the fact that Marvel was never going to launch Spider-Man with Miles right out of the gate, just like they didn’t introduce Sam Wilson as Captain America first. Sure Spidey has been on the screen before but this is his first appearance in Marvel’s world. It wasn’t going to happen, no…

Also included: “I don’t care if you’re black, white, yellow, purple, polka-dotted...”

I gotta say that I’m really g’damn disappointed with some of you judgemental asses. He’s not grieving to your standards? He’s not wearing sack cloths and shaving his head? Piss off. Piss right the hell off. Over 12 months he had to lay there alone where there was once another smiling face. Over 12 months of putting on…

Hol’thfucup! Cheesequake State Park?! Tell me more.

At the end of last summer, there was a park in the next town over that had plenty of pikachu sightings. My kid and I made the trek and lucked upon 3 that day. The Silph Road and local facebook groups helped a lot.

He can’t find a big ass car in front of his face, won’t read anything more taxing than a picture book and if forced to do so, will only pay attention if it features his name, has to be fooled into thinking he believed the correct answer so that he’s never wrong and DVRs the news. At this point, you probably could tell…

Damn it, now my mouth is watering with the taste of racial stereotyping.