50 is one linen short set away from being THAT uncle.

It’s movies like this that make me miss the 90s like crazy.

If there was ever a personification of the phrase, “And there’s THIS asshole,” it’s this asshole right here.

That thread is a magical, life-affirming journey.

I guarantee you they will swear up and down that the car moved toward them in a threatening manner and they couldn’t move out of the way. Cops are not agile enough to avoid a car, even when they have time to assess, draw, aim and fire.

I’m not sure whether it’s a freshly graduated graphic designer or that guy who “knows photoshop”, but I would avoid putting this on a resume, ever.

Yeah, they detain you, wait for you to backtalk and then hit you with resisting if you so much as ask “why”?

T-minus 10 minutes until Rachel’s GoFundMe for a trip to Romania goes live.

Had to look it up and of course it’s Bellevue. That’s the upper class city, across the lake from Seattle. Half of them nearly drown when it rains because their noses are so high in the air.

You wanna know why Republicans/Conservatives/Right Wingers keep winning? Besides the gerrymandering and voter suppression. The big reason is that they are fucking united. They will take all kinds of republicans and libertarians as long as they lean in the right direction.

Say it louder for the people in the back!

It’ll be a festival called Sherman Days.

“We’d rather the arsonist win over the firefighter, I mean, they aren’t all that different when you think about it. And sure, the house might burn down, people may die and lives will be ruined, but think about all the people who’ll be really aware of fire after that.”

Oh. Ok.

Heh, I mean, what do we have to lose guys? Right? What do we have to lose?

She comes across as Dane Cook with Ovaries.

School district don’t have money for such luxuries! We’re lucky if the bus driver even received one of those extravagant background checks.

“Sir, a Mr. Chamberlain Taco is here to see you.”

Vlad is King Troll. Everytime something goes down, here comes Putin:

Every day we move farther from God’s light.