There would be conveniently placed Chinese steel chairs, Kim Jong Un would climb from under the ring to help and Assad would knock out the ref.

Remember a few years back when someone on Fox News was talking about how people can’t be that poor if they have refridgerators or coffee makers? That’s the problem. Right-wingers for whatever reason don’t really consider you poor unless you live in a dirt-floored shack and write all your school lessons on a piece of…

The people who say “I don’t give a shit what people think about me” always care the most about what people think about them.

Thank. You. Iron Fist by himself isn’t nearly as interesting or as important as the dynamic between Power Man and Iron Fist. Hell, both titles were in danger of being cancelled when someone got the brilliant idea to pair those characters.

She’s like a Pat Boone but with original lyrics. Her music is what gets played at an Iowa High School prom when someone requests Beyonce.

So mature. Much presidential.

She would contend vehemently that it’s only 3/5s as thick as you said it is.

Look I get it but the “elves” who make delicious Fudge Stripes should not be associated with a bunch of a-holes like them. They are Necco Wafer Gnomes.

They will not care that he’s a divider. Half of them couldn’t give a damn whether he wants to grab pussys, boobs or buttholes. And they sure as hell don’t care about his collusion or his financials. And that’s because they want to be him. He’s the walking, albeit distorted, manifestation of their vision of the…

It’s as plain as the bronzer on his face. I wonder if that’s what Meliana deals with on a daily basis which is why she is super happy to stay in New York, no matter how much it costs.

Jeez. If you’ll pardon the analogy, the news media is like a battered wife who suddenly acts like their husband is a changed man because he didn’t come home and slap them for once.

So basically he talked to America the way some people talk to dogs and here we are, wagging are stupid tails while he calls us idiots in a sing-song voice.

She didn’t even take her damned shoes off. Those shoes have been all over the place including bathrooms, subways and possibly Steve Bannon’s cesspit or wherever they keep him until needed. Tables and desks are easy to rid of dirt and germs but a couch? That’s gonna take a steam cleaner.

Oh he did. It’s an infection and it’s spreading. Believe me.

His racist ass couldn’t even spring for an actual Nike hat?

I guess they assume that people just walk around bare-ass naked in locker rooms as a rule and that a trans person will just go along with this perceived norm. It’s all in their head and I wonder if these people have ever been in a locker room before.

Wait. Is this a math problem?

Several miles of the road to hell are paved with Anderson’s good intentions.

You missed the worst part, where the assistant Superintendent tried to equate those posters to the Confederate Flag.

Shep Smith just walked into their safe space and triggered each and every one of them.