“See that’s why we can’t get together as Americans. You won’t let me put my hands on you and call you an asshole without you getting all hostile about it.”

Enough of this “Trying to start a dialogue” bullshit when you get caught acting foolish. Here’s some dialogue: Shut the fuck up and put down the pen.

Maybe they’re hoping a certain Secretary of Education’s brother might be up for the position.

Jimi Hendrix

Katt Williams as Dobby

Common as Snape

3 WEEKS! It has only been 3 g’damned weeks and it keeps getting worse. Conway couldn’t even muster a smirk as Softball Player of the Year Matt Lauer decided he’d play fast pitch.

Tyler Perry as Madea as Hagrid.

That hat ain’t coming off until Lord Voldemort is strong enough to get his body back.

Didn’t he also make an effort to frame every racial injustice as one not of institutionalized racism but as one of economics?

“...but don’t expect us to teach how to take the proper precautions to prevent becoming a host, because we have no business telling you about that stuff. Your parents should. You also should probably forget about us allowing those precautions to be readily available. That’ll just make a whore out of you. No, it’s…

I didn’t say that Bernie voters didn’t show up. A good portion of them “held their nose” or “swallowed their pride”.  But a lot, including some undecided or independent voters and actual Bernie or Busters (they exist, I know some of them) couldn’t find it in their conscience to support Clinton. So the either didn’t go…

He ended up virtually splitting the vote anyway. He kept toying with the idea that victory was stolen even though it was clear that his ground game was all sorts of messed up and then he hung in far too long after it was clear he didn’t have a path to victory, further inciting his diehard supporters to rally against…

I really, really don’t get this idea that the Democrats were supposed to embrace this guy who up and decided to run as a Democrat after running as an independent for over 35 years. He admitted he only ran with them for the publicity and the financial backing and constantly took potshots at them and wow, they didn’t…

Seattle itself may not be strategic but we have Joint Base Lewis McChord, Naval Air Station Whidbey, Naval Base Kitsap-Bremerton, Naval Station Everett, and Fairchild Air Force Base. An attack in the Puget Sound region would devastate Air Mobility command, knock out submarine bases and aircraft carriers as well as…

In a lot of people’s heads, political parties are nothing more than sports teams. They will stay with their team no matter what. One of the players gets caught in a scandal? Defend him/her to the death. Team makes some bad calls? Eh, who doesn’t? It doesn’t matter. They picked their team and it is forever and always…

And with that, he captures the support of the farthest of the Far-Left.

You know as well as I do that dark forces were at work there and magic always has a price.

I was going to write this long missive about state party officials and polling data driving decision making but it’s going to get us nowhere. We’re going to armchair quarterback this thing until we feel better. We all were pretty sure she was going to win and now that it hasn’t happened, we’ve picked a target and…

You got visited and called 3 times each but you’re saying your neighbors didn’t?