Exactly. And love isn’t rational.

We can talk about how she didn’t reach out to the right voters or a flawed strategy but at the end of the day, it’s our fault. Liberals, Democrat or otherwise, are too enamoured with our own moral integrity and we’re even more unwilling to compromise than the right. The Republicans realized in the end that they were…

I’m so exceedingly happy for people’s consciences. They really dodged a bullet. Can you imagine what sort of horrible cabinet picks we would see if SHE won?

Somewhere within the gilded bowels of Trump Tower, there’s a vault. And inside that vault, there’s a tarnished antique oil lamp, sitting on a monogrammed pillow. And beyond all comprehension, a being dwells within the lamp. This being, a djinn, is perplexed. This “master” isn’t much different from the other ones; he…

He’s using PUA tactics on Zucker. Trump negs him so hard and Zucker begs for more.

Don’t get me started on this. Every time I see some “patriot” who has affixed a flag to their 4x4 Bro-mobile, letting it wave at 60mph until it’s tatters, my blood boils.

“Wacky” is putting it nicely.

This will at least secure him a spot on Dancing with the Stars.

That’s goin on the resume, right before the Pulitzer.

It is known.

Aw man, they deleted your responses like a big baby.

Thanksgiving at the Wienergater house must be awesome. There’s sweet potato salad, green bean salad, mashed potato salad, turkey, cornbread salad, cranberry salad...

I need this to continue. “Guys, it’s just a tube-meat sandwich. I don’t see what the big deal is.”

*Florida-VaderThrowingTrumpEmperorDownTheShaft.gif*

An election is one big job interview and these yahoos are saying they’d rather hire someone someone with no experience (or in some cases no longer applying for the job) because the person who brought in the impressive resume, has great references, and handled a series of group interviews because she “hasn’t earned…

Well at least he gets to voice Miles on the animated series.

You know good g’damn why he gets back in. The good folks of Sun City, Scottsdale, Ahwatukee, Deer Valley, North Phoenix...

When people emboldened by the sentient melted burnt sienna crazyon found in between the couch cussions that is Donald Trump, come for for me and my daughter because they don’t know if we’re Muslim or Mexican or some other undesirable, my days in the relocation camp will be warmer knowing that my some of my friends…

This is seriously the worst job interview ever. Here’s who’s sitting in the waiting room:

He must have fallen off the wagon.