I was so looking forward to next month’s tutorials on making a feathered headdress, choosing the right kimono, and Quinceanera-themed 30th birthday parties.

Here’s a little more context.

“Don’t repeat this at school.”

I was coming here to say the same thing. This is his M.O. all the way. Same set-up and all.

Weird that they didn’t do a full body shot to show the differences in footwear.

I can’t wait for a follow up about how marching in a Confederate Flag parade made this person feel just a tad bit guilty.

But she felt really bad about it so that counts for something right? Like, really, really bad.

Yeah brah, ditch the board. BMX is where it’s at. No wait, roller blades. No, get a razor scooter. Fuck it, brah, just go all out and get some moon shoes.

Green told media that the cake had not been eaten at the christening because she still hopes to collect a refund.

See, when folks start asking, “What’s the harm in what she’s doing?” It’s that animosity and doubt she’s helped foster towards light-skinned and mixed people. Now, in addition to “What are you”, we have to deal with “Are you sure?” I’d hate the notion of not being accepted for who I say I am but crap, who knows…

Guys, I’m a little worried now. When my daughter was 5, she identified as a Green Voltron lion. She told anyone that would listen that she was a robotic lion. She DREW herself with the green crayon. It stopped but I wonder what happens when she’s an adult and she convinces the world she’s a robot lion. She’s gonna be…

A white person can always tan or slap on bronzer & curl their hair enough to create doubt but a dark-skinned person doesn’t have that luxury. And the crazy thing is, there seems to be a lot of people who are cool with that.

You take my Oreos away and I’ll lay waste to your land and salt the g’damn earth. That’s a lesson I’ve instilled in my child and I hope she passes it to her own.

I was in that Stargate Worlds beta and honestly, it didn’t come off as groundbreaking. If it had been released, it wouldn’t have been anything special. Nevermind that Stargate saw a drop in popularity at the time and all their shows (and terrible “movies”) were disappearing.

Ok fine, but how were the Ice Cream Enchiladas?

This is the same man who once bragged that the bologna in the prisoners’ sandwiches were green. By that alone, you can imagine the quality of vegetables used.

Perfection.

This horrible little butter goblin of a man is the worst.

Classes that should be mandatory:

Hold on, lady, step aside and let a MAN handle this apology. *yawn*