In the very first episode, they explain that she was kidnapped as a maid but she obviously turned that around and became a very successful entrepreneur who happens to be overly zealous about her personal brand. But some folks didn't watch that far. So basically, you've got one woman who chose to remain in the…

After watching the entire series, I think I understand Tituss' point. There's a theme about at least 3 characters (Kimmy, Titus & Jac) trying to run away from/erase their past to varying degrees of success. Jac has tried to erase any trace of her racial identity. Now could they've made it clearer if they'd cast a…

I'm not following. EVERY witch is a racism-inducing, hurricane causing, family destroying, VHS tape-erasing gay?

So you admit to taking part in Gay Hex?

Nope. Gay witches.

It's a too little upbeat. It's a funeral dirge sung while skipping through a field of flowers.

Gays caused my crops to fail. It was the gays, not witches. Or maybe it WAS gay witches.

I keep hoping that at some point, you'll just reveal that this is actually just the plot to some horror series coming out on AMC. But no, it's real and it's terrible.

Skip the nookie, just give me a cookie.

Oh those poor God-fearing folk, trying to do the right thing. Kevin, you wanna take this?

Cosigned. That Reuters series actually made me cry & write my senator. We are not pets to be adopted and cast away the first time we misbehave. There is no way one can claim to be "pro-life" and cast it aside so callously.

That was cathartic. I once purchased one in an act of desperation and it was a great day when I traded that hideous slug in for something better. I wish this had been its fate.

I've got a love hate relationship with Minecraft. I love that it sparks my kiddo's creativity to the point that she writes stories, draws & even comes up with her own D&D variants (Creepers & Caverns™). She wants to learn to code so she can make her own mods. Then she gets off the xbox and plays with her Legos and…

Diaper blowouts become tiny military operations where parents are in total sync. I think we got our response time down to 2 minutes, including drawn bath and cleaned carpet.

I'm so creeped out right now.

Do you have a discount card? Can I get your Zip code? Do you have proof of income and/or disability? Paper or plastic? No, ma'am, you cannot have Lucky Charms, may I suggest Bootstrap Bites instead?

"Why just the other day, I saw a street urchin wearing cotton clothes instead of sack cloth! The very thought! He also had the audacity to own shoes! Can you believe it? Such luxuriant waste! The wee ragamuffin stood agape when I lectured him on such fiscal irresponsibility and took flight when I offered him a job as…

And there's the bigger joke. "We prioritized dick skin growth and figured it might work for other skin regrowth. I suppose that's important too."

"Sir, we have the technology to regrow skin we can start helping burn vi-"

That g'damn show is primer for cult behavior. Every 30 minutes the loud speakers fire up letting the kids know to finish peeing in the habitrails because their saviour is coming. When that poor sap emerges from the back room, the kids flock to Chuckie like he's the Rodent Pope. Someone cranks up the speakers to "arena…