A TJ Wrangler. Easy to work on. Tough as nails. Slow as hell. Capable of getting them to school in the snow uphill, both ways.

Dungeons and Dragons and Chocolate. Nothing says love like rolling the a crit on some stupid goblin shaman.

Some people watch entirely too much TV where idiotic scenarios like this always turn out ok. Probably thought she would look at him, tilt her head and say "Oh Joey, why didn't you say so? YES I'LL BE YOUR UNWILLING PRISONER FOR LIFE!" *audience laugh, applause and WOOO as she kisses him* Roll credits.

Love that book. My little rebel & I take turns voicing Vader.

Look, I couldn't wait to grow up because then I could have cereal and chocolate milk any damn time I wanted. Ice cream for breakfast? Sure why not. I guess what I'm trying to say is...

I blame my fast eating on the military. There are times when you are starving but you only have a few minutes to eat and damn it, you're going to get as much in your gut as possible. It's a habit I have yet to unlearn.

Because you're not supposed to be in the workforce. You supposed get pregnant and stay home and have a baby and fret over having dinner ready after they get home from a long day at work.

Jesus HarryHamilin Christ, they think if it costs more for me to get healthcare, I'll spend on healthcare wiser? That's what they think happens? Shit, I have healthcare now and I debate over whether I should see a doctor over an issue and spend a few months paying bills or "wait it out" to see what happens. My…

Just go by student/potential student number:

Toby. But he'll never acknowledge it.

I think everyone tans if they're out in the sun. It's just more noticeable on some. But yes, us guys get tan as a mofo. Like so tan.

The fun part is that some people know they want to be racist towards you but they're not sure how and you get to sit back and watch their hateful little turtle brain puzzle out what slur to use.

Who hired those two to talk? They have all the charisma of wet toilet paper.

They're rather not talk about it.

Can I call the other one White Michelle Williams?

42 seconds. That's all I could stand of that "prank" and I feel terrible for even giving him that much.

Goddamn. Let's just add this to the other 100s of reasons I'm terrified about trying to contact my biological mother.

Dumbest hack ever.

I seriously doubt CENTCOM keeps classified materials on regular internet. That's what SIPRnet is for.

How you gonna dis Tina Knowles like that, Huckster? She's the power behind the throne. Everybody knows that.