Where are the pivot charts? No VBA? Not even a goddamn surface diagram.

"Honey, how do you expect me to get in the mood if you don't even have colored drop-down selections for column B?"

If this lackluster Excelmanship is any indication, this is a man who lacks passion.

This may be the most ignorant/nationalist comment i've seen in any gaming website.

And by the way, you can't use a person as a character in a commercial product without his/her will let alone call him asshole. And that person being a drug baron or the biggest pimp in the industry doesn't change that.

Which makes that "letter from the hotel to organizers" all the more questionable (Which is oddly signed by the two organizers and has 95% of its text whited out and printed on what does not look like actual stationary with the proper letterhead. Also the dates don't match.)

He wanted to go but he was hosting an impromptu Dr. Pepper party under a bridge.

The organizers will be able to do this. According to the hotel, the event reservation was paid in full 5 days prior to the event, and they made no such demand for $17,000. No word on where that year of minimum wage went. Gives a whole new meaning to "DashCON".

Tip 1: don't hire out an expensive hotel to hold something like this.

Sounds like someone could use an hour in the Ball Pit.

When I saw the phrase "shadow wedding," here are some things I thought it might refer to before I clicked through to read this post:

I have been searching for years for this, but years ago when he was on Arsenal he scored a rocket of a goal, perfection and he simply turned around and nodded his head as if to say "yup, I am the best goal scorer in the world right now". So he has done this before...if anyone knows the clip please share.

CORRECTION: Arena Football Fan Gets Absolutely Wrecked, Leans Out Over Field

Today's Seventh Inning Stretch conductor was the star of said movie.

[meh]

More coming soon on this, obviously.

Grunk two days from retirement. Grunk too old for this shit.

One of the cops fell out of the copter as he attempted to stop and frisk the drone.

The NYPD then proceded to tazer the drone and beat it with clubs until it was dead, saying, "Grunk saw bird. Grunk say bird is good food. But, bird too boney. Not enough to go around."

I had to stop watching after like 5 minutes during the live broadcast because it looked like the were filming the whole thing on the discarded set of Passions.