Un uh. Nope. Nope, no way. I don't mind if my throne room is as big as Daenerys Targaryen's, but bathroom stuff has gotta be in a bathroom. None of this "open bathroom" business like it's some sort of breakfast nook

"yeah he ain't cute enough to make Drake worth it"

So it's Season 5 that will be POI's last, not this one?

"Joe please, I told you I ain't been sinnin' around! Listen to this emmaculate winged motherfucka over here okay?"

Grill PROTIP: Hack your barbecue with this 1 weird trick- buy a $3,000 table that everyone can grill on!

T-Mobile is good for their 100min plan, but even after their new network blitz their service network is spotty at best. If you have WiFi at home, Cricket is relaunching next week after the merger with AIO Wireless. Unlimited talk and text and 500mb for $35. $45 gets you 2.5 gigs, and effective 5/18 we'll be using…

Amphetamine psychosis. Ten seconds of your life wasted by writing that comment.

Ah, you know, you are correct, I know what you're referring to. See, on the package it says "Disposable Safety Razors". You can understand the source of my nomenclature confusion.

Wow, yeah, that killed me. I've only seen that look on someone's face once: my roommate, when he went into amphetamine psychosis after he started taking Adderall after a long hiatus and took too many of the 30 mg pills over 3 days cramming in some programming work. No sleep, no food, and I can't even speculate on how…

This! I threw out my Gilette Fusion MAXX or whatever once I saw that a refill kit was around $12 and I never even got a completely clean, long lasting shave without growing out a full creepstache.

IMO it really depends on the bar. I typically drink at a place with 84 beers on tap. When I first started drinking there, I kind of cocked my head like a tipsy puppy at some of their offerings, and got samples because they were faster than trying to explain to my shitty tipsy puppy ears what something tasted like.

Seriously. What's even more insane is that if it's some kid selling drugs, the police will not hesitate to kick down a few doors at the quad with AR-15s and a tank parked outside. But if it's sexual assault, a crime with a victim, it's "not a police matter".

Kat, don't listen to them, you're killing it here. :)

It's outright disgusting that universities, not law enforcement, are the ones that handle these cases in the first place.

"Because there's no heroin on Mars"

I carry a pole and sometimes a bucket with me when I walk to the grocery. Why carry all the money I just threw away with my hands when I can hoist it over my shoulders and reclaim a sizable amount of personal space in the process?

That was him?

I think marketing this exclusively to women is a huge mistake. There's no fucking way their FlaskTie can hold 8oz as discreetly as it claims.

We need to raise the bar here. And also allow non-equine contenders. Something like this:

See, that's a great horse name. Why aren't all horse names just bad horse puns that are only funny when you're perpetually day-drunk? Like We need to figure out what kind of names people bet on... we could probably do a Gallop Pollimsosorry