According to the National Institute on Alcohol Abuse and Alcoholism, men put themselves at risk for alcohol use disorder if their alcohol consumption exceeds 14 drinks per week and women may be at risk if they have more than seven standard drinks per week.

Dear god, that was brutal, but amazing to watch.

Amen. Frozen > Lion King

Classy lady.

So basically, Charlotte.

Damnit, Charlie... Okay everyone!

You all know the Yule Cat
And that Cat was huge indeed.
People didn't know where he came from
Or where he went.

This is why I will teach my kid to fear the Christmas Spirit as she falls asleep the baying of what is definitely the terrible Yule Cat.

You're wrong. :)

Poor attention to detail and lack of discipline, despite actually having a competent coaching staff.

Oh god yes, that's a Yea for me.

Meanwhile, in Raleigh, when we realized we claim to 3 starting NFL QBs.

...crank isn't cocaine, it's speed, specifically insufflated amphetamines

WHATTTT

And... there it is.

Cod is for quitters. As a representative of "tha South", I must insist that catfish be mandatory for any fried fish dish. Cod is like the methadone of fish. Cod is for invalids and especially boring venture capitalists.

Here in NC, they don't need to go before a court to perform a saliva or blood test on DUI offenders, but they'll perform a field sobriety test on just about anyone they pull over for poor driving. Unless you're black, in which case they typically just take you 'round back the squad car and shoot you.

FACT: I only sing Bill Withers in public when I'm drunk and blasted out of my mind on Percocet or some other opioid. Yes, it is always "Ain't No Sunshine". And yes, skin color aside, I look exactly like this:

+0.5, the winners won, but the losers didn't lose. Right now a turf maintenance technician is getting his testicles strapped to a car battery by a bunch of angry bookies.

New Marky Mark EP available for Kickstarter backers early 2014!