I'll catch some flak for this but: leave. Jacksonville doesn't deserve an NFL team-perhaps Tampa doesn't actually deserve a MLB.

(Glennon) ranks fifth in school history in career TD throws with 32 ... Also ranks on the career lists in completions with 316 (ninth) and attempts with 505 (12th) ... His career completion percentage of .626 is the second-best mark in school history while his career passing efficiency mark of 134.16 ranks third ...…

All I could think of:

Hang in there, #CatTeamBrotherhood

I don't have it anymore (linking broke and it disappeared between the jeweler and home), but since 18 I wore a Timex kinetic.

The kind of hit that, as an American, you can't help but yell "BOOM!" on contact.

Or just carry a bloody flask.

Oh. Fuck you. I am so hungry. Now I'm going to have to walk all the 2 blocks down to the taproom and get a Monte Christo.

I'm trying to not be completely culturally insensitive here, but saying that out loud syllable-by-syllable sounds like I'm reciting something out of the good ol' Necronomicon.

ESPN referred to Phillip Rivers as "elite" 5 times in the first 5 minutes of the Chargers game. While I agree that he is one of the most talented and underrated quarterbacks in the league, he really, really needs some "elite" teammates or else he needs to get out of the AFC West.

Damn, Papi from Highly Questionable nailed this.

Meh, if they're going to do something about this, they might as well ban team drafting and slingshot maneuvers. Collusion happens on the track, and not just in NASCAR. There's no way to eliminate it, it's just something butthurt fans will have to live with.

They all seem to take it in stride, fans included. If this happened in the EPL, there would be riots, beatings, and bananas thrown at all the black players.

Key Lime Pie was almost certainly the name of the project. They changed it when Nestle came into the picture, no question.

This comment explains why this was a genius marketing strategy by Nestle. I read this article and, without thinking, got up and retrieved the half of a Kit Kat bar I had sitting in the back of my office.

I cannot believe I never knew that. Wow.

Meh, don't be so sure. Motorola was notoriously terrible for the ICS update in 2012, fragmenting the living hell out of existing devices and abandoning some altogether.

Hawt. I have such a huge crush on Tracy Caldwell Dyson. She is gorgeous.

It's profitability over longevity. I don't play CCS anymore really because despite paying well more than what the game was worth, I'm in that batch of levels that require money or extreme (1 in several hundred thousand chance) luck. If they offered a "skip level" for 0.99, I'd probably still be playing.