+1 paper bag help me I'm actually hyperventil

Well, hockey season is over so I guess I'm on board..

Wait what how do I physics?

YES! She has returned to her glorious ubiquity atop porn-related Gawker Media headlines!

Cline hopes that this will be the year that his beloved Titans return to the Super bOwl.

That's because you're taking a shitton of combustible solid (those things make a crazy big boom), and surrounding it with a flammable liquid, effectively making a crude shape charge that ignites the liquid once it's launched away from the bomb. Much different than a mushroom cloud from a fission detonation but still…

The line for the teetotaler's Royal Caribbean bible study cruise is that way, pops. We're talking about explosions here!

Yup. While I hate NC's ban on "missiles", that is, any firework that fires into the air before detonation, if it wasn't for that, this place would never have existed:

Jags, let's chat. You need to embrace this. You need to take this and run with it and make your fans love you and love coming to your games again, because right now, the Panthers PR team are kicking your ass.

"CHEMtRAIL"

That's just how hipsters assert themselves, it's like pissing on a fire hydrant.

I'm sure I paid into a couple years of somebody's college fund at NYNoodletown last time I stayed in Chinatown.

My major concern would be the tolerance threshold. As in, will a loud noise from the outside of the door open it?

But Hernandez's murder charge also reinforces the fact that when something like this happens to an athlete, we shouldn't be surprised.

$12.99?

Oh hell yes. Brian Firenzi was in top form for this sketch, I can't stop laughing when I watch it.

Okay, real talk, kittens. Should I ditch Spotify for GP Music? What's the song selection like? No social networking is a drawback, but one I can live with. Is the UI better?