Ah, see I didn't know that. That's awesome. That's like, really awesome.

I really don't understand the appeal here. Remember you can pair a wireless controller to your 7" or 10" Android tablet relatively painlessly.

#samelogic

Patrick Kane's last name is also my first, so I really get a kick out of the coverage of his drunken rampagements.

(fruitless bitching about no Android release)

You... monster!

I admit it, I don't totally hate the shoes, but I sure do hate myself.

Thought it was more like:

Well I mean, in GT3, I don't think there was no car even remotely close to the Miata when it came to performance. Never understood that, but it served me well.

...Once again proving that celebrations in Miami, Florida are planned by people that live in Miami, Florida.

Edit: I had to ask the Minor League team from Toledo, but apparently this:

You mean the Karl Wallenda that fell to his death from a skywire? #necromancy indeed. #damnitstrue

Lindsay didn't know about Stephanie's horrifying past with strawberries..

Aston Martin completed the race, taking 3rd (#97). They had a winning driver for a while (#99), but he too wrecked towards the end of the race. Fortunately, he was mostly unharmed as best as I can deduce.

YSK: Aston are handling this tragedy really well. They've updated their website (which is still blacked out) with this press statement:

In your village, Chief basically = Swaggy.

The officer who searched Brugger was put on four days of paid leave as punishment.

This said, and Patrick I'm really happy for you and I'm gonna let you finish, but Yeezus is one of the best albums of all time.

"I keep it 300 like the Romans"