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Sean, please remove my other comment. I find it to be in poor taste in light of today's tragedy in Boston.

It's just the temper tantrum of an undeservingly successful owner who is genuinely upset that people root for a team that isn't his (in my stadium!? waah!)

I'm actually really impressed by this guy's commentary skills. Will sub.

Not just you. #corrections

Of course I clicked this at work.. that's just a jaw-dropping compilation though.

His/her handle is runningfast. They're clearly a Runner, probably have those holier-than-thou 13.1, 26.2, I <3 Marathons, etc bumper stickers right next to this one:

Sowing Season scares the living fuck out of me every time it comes on at work. That guitar riff though.

I had to fix that gif for you.. Poor Angel reminded me of this guy:

Okay. +1

"my god.."

The first person under 300lbs to be out of breath from catching a home run in the majors will be for the Marlins. The run will not.

Mah noodle!

The "I'm too sexy for my cat" line originated in an episode of "I Love the 90's" on VH1, referring to the many things Right Said Fred was proclaiming himself to be too sexy for. I can't remember who made the gag but I'm going to assume it was Andy Dick because of course it was.

"Oh god why"

Meh, I'll allow it. But one Michael Jackson joke out of you and it's back to le 9gag for you.

Willpower is key. I routinely hear testimonials about how motivated (and successful!) people are thanks to the horror and inspiration provided courtesy of /r/fatpeoplestories. No bigotry, just tales from involuntary whale-watchers of just how bad it really is out there.

Perfection in graphics interchange format. Bravo, sir.

"Becomes stature in statue"