I'm actually really impressed by this guy's commentary skills. Will sub.

Not just you. #corrections

Of course I clicked this at work.. that's just a jaw-dropping compilation though.

His/her handle is runningfast. They're clearly a Runner, probably have those holier-than-thou 13.1, 26.2, I <3 Marathons, etc bumper stickers right next to this one:

Sowing Season scares the living fuck out of me every time it comes on at work. That guitar riff though.

I had to fix that gif for you.. Poor Angel reminded me of this guy:

Okay. +1

"my god.."

The first person under 300lbs to be out of breath from catching a home run in the majors will be for the Marlins. The run will not.

Mah noodle!

The "I'm too sexy for my cat" line originated in an episode of "I Love the 90's" on VH1, referring to the many things Right Said Fred was proclaiming himself to be too sexy for. I can't remember who made the gag but I'm going to assume it was Andy Dick because of course it was.

"Oh god why"

Meh, I'll allow it. But one Michael Jackson joke out of you and it's back to le 9gag for you.

Willpower is key. I routinely hear testimonials about how motivated (and successful!) people are thanks to the horror and inspiration provided courtesy of /r/fatpeoplestories. No bigotry, just tales from involuntary whale-watchers of just how bad it really is out there.

Perfection in graphics interchange format. Bravo, sir.

"Becomes stature in statue"

This "Ri5e to the Occasion" shirt has been created as a respectful tribute within NCAA trademarked apparel parameters and allows fans to rally around them team. Because of that, UofL proactively waived any licensing royalties connected to this graphic and Adidas is contributing a portion of every sale to the…

This. It's supposed to be a contrast of pristine, utopian beauty and egregious violence and jarring gore and injustice. Violence is jarring. Think of the most beautiful place you can imagine, sand, palm trees, calm waves, people taking a walk on the beach.

This is tasteless, but this incident really speaks volumes of praise about the Tesla's safety features