DOCTOR PHERO

I really think ErikMoney should have won this one. That's gold right there.

I would bet that it's Mike Bensa. He cleverly deferred guilt to his enemy. I hope he's paid Bob Loblaw's retainer.

Fun fact: Those are actually called "powermeows"

Countdown to Chuggington XXX: Dunbar's Butt Chugging Brigade Get Railed

Plot twist: New playable character is a Colonial Marine.

Love that novel. I remember getting so giddy when I heard the Gibson nod in "Deltron 3030".

protip: you can order anything at Whole Foods in bulk for a 10% discount.

And for the second time in just 24 hours, an Italian man in uniform makes a terrible error.

I would KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEEKEKEEKEE all over that Lockwell.

False! At Trader Joes, they sell a little something called "Name Tag". Name Tag is like 67c a can, and is 5% ABV. It's slightly fruitier than Pabst, similar to NattyBo, as if they didn't let it ferment long enough. Still, if you're gonna pay Justin Peeber prices, it's not bad at all.

haha. Actually, what we know as Pabst today is not, in fact, the blue ribbon winning beer of yore. It's an adjunct that has been perverted by mass production. It's still cheap, and more drinkable than Colt 45.

likewise.

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Same, and here in Raleigh, my internet connection blows Dorothea Dix.

I would gladly don an American flag dress and ride Messi's dick on behalf of my country (sans the 15 Real Madrid fans).

Dude, your horns are showing.

Carolina Hurricanes' Alex Semin got the shit slapped out of him twice in the same shift. Canes go on to win against a pitiful Capitals performance in a largely silent arena, 4-0.

About as badass as a pirate doctor, more badass than a pirate banker.

My only regret in life is that Hard Gay and Vermillion Pleasure Night never coexisted..