I would KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEEKEKEEKEE all over that Lockwell.

False! At Trader Joes, they sell a little something called "Name Tag". Name Tag is like 67c a can, and is 5% ABV. It's slightly fruitier than Pabst, similar to NattyBo, as if they didn't let it ferment long enough. Still, if you're gonna pay Justin Peeber prices, it's not bad at all.

haha. Actually, what we know as Pabst today is not, in fact, the blue ribbon winning beer of yore. It's an adjunct that has been perverted by mass production. It's still cheap, and more drinkable than Colt 45.

likewise.

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Same, and here in Raleigh, my internet connection blows Dorothea Dix.

I would gladly don an American flag dress and ride Messi's dick on behalf of my country (sans the 15 Real Madrid fans).

Dude, your horns are showing.

Carolina Hurricanes' Alex Semin got the shit slapped out of him twice in the same shift. Canes go on to win against a pitiful Capitals performance in a largely silent arena, 4-0.

About as badass as a pirate doctor, more badass than a pirate banker.

My only regret in life is that Hard Gay and Vermillion Pleasure Night never coexisted..

March 12th, 2013: The day the Kotaku commentariat broke the Internet.

^_^thank you!

"That fuckin' hurt"..

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+1 heyooooo

False. Midwest women are bigger than East Women.

+1 for the greatest mental image I've had all day.

um... 4leafstudios? (This project is being undertaken by some folks at /vp/, not /a/nons, but Katawa Shoujo is proof that 4chan boards are pretty collective when it comes to their identity, and talented to boot.)

I'm so Meta, Even This Acronym.