From Peyton’s clipboard:

What this video showed me is that there is no point in using any other weapon except that battle rifle. It kills players half way across the map, it destroys vehicles, and defensive buildings. I wouldn’t be surprised if the gun could also take down a star destroyer.

I can only assume Homer at the Bat was number 1?

Fun fact: Saved by the Bell shelved an episode with the same title.

Yea, the Seahawks have plenty to make fun of, but if you don't like Lynch I just can't fuck with you. You're guaranteed to be a corny old white guy.

almost lost to Indiana. Jones

I don’t know if you’ve ever heard of it, but Assault Android Cactus is one of the best indie games I’ve ever played and it was at PAX this year. The game is made by a team of 3 guys from Australia, and it’s coming in September!! You guys should do a feature on it! It needs attention!

The only people who knew Cardale Jones was starting were Urban Meyer and Bill Belichick.

They call them scalpers to honor them.

Nothing to see here.

MMQB is the propaganda arm of the NFL. Report their bullshit, show some faux outrage when it burns you to try and trick the reader into thinking you have a shred of journalistic integrity. Then go back to doing the NFL’s PR for them. Klemko knew what he was getting into when he signed up to work for the master of it,…

What good is burning a bridge to the entity your career is based around for the purposes of one article?

It’s almost as if Klemko is a person to whom blame is deliberately and falsely attributed in order to deflect blame from another party, such as the NFL. Is there a word for such a.... guy?

This is a hive-mind opinion that is going around but no body really thinks how ridiculous it is. The pre-season has a purpose to help make the tough roster cuts. What would be the difference if you stop calling these pre-season games, and call them regular season games? The injuries would still occur, but now some…

Injuries happen. You can’t wrap players in bubble wrap, then unleash them on each other in the first week of the season. Starters already play very limited minutes in preseason games, the purpose of which is to get into some contact situations to prepare for the season. If it were as skewed to the risk side on the…

JPP: Man, I really need to have a good season this year. Hope that’s in God’s plans.

Congratulations. You found the one play they didn’t throw a flag.

Never discount the effects of propaganda.

It wouldn’t matter, because all the media is State run and therefore controlled. They can be very convincing about these kinds of topics.

If it is american, its a red herring