Maybe the problem was that you hit a flipping deer.

A lot of solid information here, thanks. For a bit of street cred, when I’m not wasting time with Kinja I’m a Registered Yoga Teacher at the 500 hour level and teach yoga and meditation several times each week. I just want to suggest that imagining a flow of energy can actually be helpful.

will feature not just Hal Jordan as the human representative of the Green Lantern Corps, but several heroes who have taken on the Green Lantern mantle, including Jon Stewart and Guy Gardner

I really hope they do green lantern right. DC has the potential to really hit it out of the park with a solid GL movie.

Oh my god this is hilarious. I am literally one of the “liberal professors” they’re talking about, as in I literally teach diversity classes to undergrads, and you’re not allowed to say ANY of that stuff to students. You can’t say shit about their parents, their religion, or their personal opinions unless you enjoy…

This was my favorite part: “If a woman is hungry or is worried about a bomb falling from the sky due to poor foreign policy, birth control is really the last thing on her mind.” I know a number of women in the mountains of Nicaragua who can tell them a thing or two about poverty, war, and how much they very much want…

I don’t think I have ever read a more hate filled, ignorant or disgusting post...ever. I can’t agree with a word you said about the killing of innocent lives. I want to vomit. Abortion isn’t free, not for anyone, there is always a cost.

this is going to be the most amazing thread

Anyone got $50 they can lend me so that I can contribute to the IndieGoGo as a supporter and get the “Satanic Children’s Book of Activities”? I have to watch my friend’s kids next week and this seems like a way to keep them out of my hair for a few hours.

Satanists and Buddhists, along with various stripes of pagan faith, are the only religions I have a modicum of tolerance for. Monotheism, man. It’s the reason they can’t peacefully coexist with other religions. It’s at the heart of their faith, Highlander style: there can be only one.

Fun fact, here is one of the fundamental tenets of the Satanic Temple:

I think The Satanic Church is covering for us science folks, as ‘But Science!’ isn’t an accepted religion while the Satanic Church can claim our scientific knowledge as its religious beliefs. I was previously involved in an ASH group (Atheists, Skeptics, Humanists) but there was no organized religion aspect.

Before anyone shows up to complain about how ridiculous it seems that the Satanic Temple are the ones filing these lawsuits, I’d like to point out that this is simply how ridiculous our country is.

It’s a shame that the ACLU declined to assist them.

once again, the Satanic Temple being awesome at everything it does. Hail Satan.

Fine then. Watch my 49 minute youtube video called “Why feminists are ruining gaming” where I talk about that one girl who didn’t date me that one time. Also, I don’t play video games.

He deserves to be punched in the face with a Kia.

I like crows, maybe not as much as some of the other corvidae, but still cool. I looked up what you call swans, who are basically narcissistic assholes, and your choices are herd or whiteness...

My cat, who once opened a microwave oven while the popcorn was popping, has more self-control than the caramel lady.

My cat, who once destroyed a floor-to-ceiling lamp with her butt, has more self-control than the caramel lady.

My cat, who once fell off a bookshelf at 3 AM only to land butt-first on my face (catass…

The mother proceeds to tell my manager that I was extremely rude to them and that I lied to them about the wait time because I was “discriminating” (wat) against them.