She doesn’t have kids and she’s kind of eco conscious, so Ocean DEFINITELY doesn’t drive an SUV.

I bet now he’s super into like Crossfit or something, but I remember Duke being a bit of a surfer doofus. I’m tryng to remember what his job was.... Ocean’s was something in graphic design (making $110k a year???!!!) and Duke was....AN ARCHITECT!!! And he makes $130k. Now I remember! I was surprised they didn’t name…

It’s aspirational, because they probably believe their targeted consumer - upscale moms exercising their tushes off - wants the body of never having had children, even if they have or will have children. I think this is their fucked up reasoning. And it’s such patriarchal bullshit.

I laughed my ass off about Duke and Ocean after my first day of orientation. My husband did not believe me when I described that shit.

Sounds like someone’s thetans need auditing!

Jessica Blankenship, probable 11 year old girl, has a lot of issues she needs to work through

Hate to break it to you, but Hillary Clinton IS in the right-wing of the political spectrum.

It’s funny... I keep spotting righties saying that the Dems are actually afraid of Trump because he’s getting people fired up. They really don’t believe that we’re happy he’s in the mix right now because we know that he can’t possibly win the general election.

I’ve never agreed with a candidate as much as I agree with Bernie Sanders. #feelthebern

You just set it in the closet?? Like an evil, animate dummy can’t just bust out of there in the middle of the night and murder your whole family?

Okay I was excited about this until I got the the “for prescription” part. What is this shit? Why would this need a prescription? I’m in the pill but it would be novel and nice to be able to just buy my BC at the store and not at the pharmacy. :\

ETA: I was thinking this would be nice to use as a secondary form instead…

Fear Street or GTFO.

But WHAT IF Zach turns out to the the ghost next door because his family died in a fire years ago?

Abortion is also lamentably common among them.

I had a missed miscarriage with my first pregnancy. Even though I was heartbroken and having horrible contractions, my male obgyn told me that I was being overly dramatic and that the dead fetus would come out eventually. After watching me suffer for 3 days my husband couldn’t stand it and rushed me to the ER. The…

For the record, this is how Jughead was waaay back in the day before he became just some glutton with no real point other than being a glutton around the late 80’s early 90’s.

He’s a doctor. I’m going to assume he is a “let’s have a smaller government, and lower tax rates to encourage individual enterprise” Republican more so than a NO SEX NO CONDOMS LESS MONEY FOR EDUCATION BECAUSE JESUS Republican.

This is seriously fucking awesome.

Does it count if you go sit in front of a nearby body of water with a 6-pack and chill together? Because I plan to moon it up like that. $7.99 + gas.