She absolutely did not do that.

I think, in context, she’s saying that *she* would look like a malnourished bird if she lost a lot of weight.

Well if you pay them enough sex workers will say anything, Senator.

I’m a pretty straight dude but goddamn today would be an awesome fucking day to be a gay lioness ready to pounce.

Lol. Maybe they need to break out the smelling salts after all the pearl-clutching and panicked breathing.

I haven’t had any neggy comments on mine yet! Well, one of my friends, who is very into conspiracy theories and Alex Jones, was like, “its a distraction from TPP!! I’m happy and all but wake up SHEEPLE!! American is now a dictatorship!”

I have an FB friend who simply copied and pasted Scalia’s entire dissent. So another friend was like “So I guess you’re against the decision?” and he was all “Damn right, I’m against it! STATES RIGHTS!!”

The only negative comment I’ve seen on my FB was something about the government staying out of people’s lives. Um, I think this is accomplishing that. Now the government doesn’t have to worry about the genders of the two adults getting married. Seems easier to me.

I think we’re all waiting, crouching like gay lionesses, for the first homophobic gazelle to trot across the sacred grounds.

All of my conservative family members have not let out a single peep. The rest of my former conservative friends from the church I left I've long since dropped/blocked so I'm pleased to see nothing but love on my feed so far. So much different than a few years ago.

I think we’re all waiting, crouching like gay lionesses, for the first homophobic gazelle to trot across the sacred grounds.

I LOVE that my Facebook page is like 95% happiness and rainbows and the few conservative FB friends I have left are just SILENT. As they should be. If you can’t say something nice, SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT IT.

When you give rights to the minority, you take rights away from the majority—-simple logic.

I LOOOOOOOOOOOVe the fact that the more progressive we get, the more and more these people sound like absolute LOONEY TOONS.

They’re so SALTY!!! I live...

Meanwhile, at foxnews dot com...

Maybe the problem was that you hit a flipping deer.

A lot of solid information here, thanks. For a bit of street cred, when I’m not wasting time with Kinja I’m a Registered Yoga Teacher at the 500 hour level and teach yoga and meditation several times each week. I just want to suggest that imagining a flow of energy can actually be helpful.

I like crows, maybe not as much as some of the other corvidae, but still cool. I looked up what you call swans, who are basically narcissistic assholes, and your choices are herd or whiteness...

My cat, who once opened a microwave oven while the popcorn was popping, has more self-control than the caramel lady.

My cat, who once destroyed a floor-to-ceiling lamp with her butt, has more self-control than the caramel lady.

My cat, who once fell off a bookshelf at 3 AM only to land butt-first on my face (catass…