Game Name: Katamari Damacy

"There is no strategy, no real interactive element, nor any need for any kind of skill. "

I've posted here as long as there was a Kotaku, and I even read that Comment you are referring to yesterday, it wasn't funny or interesting then, and it isn't now. However 7 recommendations at the moment seem to agree with what I have surmised about you.

Because you have a narcisssistic personality and you think the world revolves around you.

It was called Aladdin and the King of Thieves and Robin Williams did do the voice of the genie in that one. He was absent in the second film which is probably what you're thinking of.

The little "Hey, there's some small minority that might have decent hearts under all of the bullshit" aside is literally nothing different than you can get from any other bigoted asshole. At least the author didn't try to tell us that some of her best friends are rednecks.

I commented on one of those. Something to the effect of "Oh great, a new way to let your impressionable daughter know she's a piece of property! She "belongs" to her father until he decides to let someone pork her? Great way to let a young woman know her worth!"

Part of sleepovers is waking up the next day to the breakfast traditions of other families that aren't your own.

Everything very spot on except...was she just a Portuguese migrant worker for the summer? In Southern Europe, that kind of migration is kinda common, especially to richer, more northern countries during high season.....I always thought she returned home to Portugal and he followed there.

This was brilliantly written. Bets on how long until Tracie is headhunted from Jezebel? This was probably one of the best researched and articulated stories I've read on here and that's being said by someone who has been reading Jez since its beginnings.

Well, be happy being skipped over while you wait for a drink! I'm sure bartenders and servers are sick of waiting on you for free!

Not just abdominal pain; research shows that doctors are less likely to take a female patients' complaints of any type of pain as seriously as a male patients'.

Surely this must have hurt when she was first pregnant, then many times after, and it is only now that she was finally in enough pain that she sought treatment for abdominal pain. Or perhaps she sought treatment before, but this was the first time she actually received proper treatment.

IMPORTANT TO NOTE: Chiwetal Ejiofor and Idris Elba's dual nominations (movie and tv) mean we will get to see camera pans of them AT LEAST TWO TIMES EACH. (and if one/both of them win an award, THEY WILL SPEAK.) I like our chances on this. Come to me, handsome, accented men! Come to me!

YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND! (from my post on a different post the other day)

Some broadway mucky muck on the TVs said that Carried Underwood is a better Maria Von Trapp than Julie Andrews.

I was PRAYING y'all would do a live blog. I'm gonna hate-watch the shit of this.

Who was Carrie Underwood's runner-up for American Idol? Bo Bice? Bo Bice runs out to replace her for the remainder of the show.

What is it with men and whining about rejection? Do they honestly feel they are entitled to fuck anyone they want to? I've been rejected by plenty of men, you know who I don't hate as a group? MEN.