This was brilliantly written. Bets on how long until Tracie is headhunted from Jezebel? This was probably one of the best researched and articulated stories I've read on here and that's being said by someone who has been reading Jez since its beginnings.

Well, be happy being skipped over while you wait for a drink! I'm sure bartenders and servers are sick of waiting on you for free!

Not just abdominal pain; research shows that doctors are less likely to take a female patients' complaints of any type of pain as seriously as a male patients'.

Surely this must have hurt when she was first pregnant, then many times after, and it is only now that she was finally in enough pain that she sought treatment for abdominal pain. Or perhaps she sought treatment before, but this was the first time she actually received proper treatment.

IMPORTANT TO NOTE: Chiwetal Ejiofor and Idris Elba's dual nominations (movie and tv) mean we will get to see camera pans of them AT LEAST TWO TIMES EACH. (and if one/both of them win an award, THEY WILL SPEAK.) I like our chances on this. Come to me, handsome, accented men! Come to me!

YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND! (from my post on a different post the other day)

Some broadway mucky muck on the TVs said that Carried Underwood is a better Maria Von Trapp than Julie Andrews.

I was PRAYING y'all would do a live blog. I'm gonna hate-watch the shit of this.

Can we get an official drinking game rule sheet? I think its best that we all understand the terms of the drunkenness that's about to take place.

I've always had a personal bend towards HTML/javascript. It isn't quite as useful as python or java, but in my experiences, it is much easier to pick up (because of browser integration and so many online tutorials) and much easier to do something tangible with it (because of all the accessible UI features which…

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I imagined they are in stasis. so statuses that they were afflicted on them wm,l;ekwe

Parents split up when I was 10. Apart from all the crushing insecurity that comes from moving between houses, years of damage done by listening to snide comments from each parent about the other, and the creeping abandonment issues that are revealing themselves later in life, the doubling down on Christmas was pretty…

No joke here... just wanted to say this is the funniest thing you've put up in a while. I basically got fired because of "You can walk Saige with it."

It is. It really is.

I am still trying to unpack the meaning of that.

Who was Carrie Underwood's runner-up for American Idol? Bo Bice? Bo Bice runs out to replace her for the remainder of the show.

What is it with men and whining about rejection? Do they honestly feel they are entitled to fuck anyone they want to? I've been rejected by plenty of men, you know who I don't hate as a group? MEN.