This time, he starts still carrying the Horn of Eld...

I would rather they create stuff for marketing that isn’t in the movie than stuff something into the movie just for the marketing... provided the marketing is at least tangentially connected to events in the completed film. I don’t open up a box of Rice Krispies expecting to see three little elves in there, but I…

More like:

Because you punch up, not down.

“Is Sale On The Decline?”

It speaks well of the io9 community (relative to the internet at large) that despite the second place everyone’s minds went to being uncharitable thoughts about his professional output, nobody’s been celebrating (thus far).

god damn it! Does this mean I have to get rid of this?

Everyone seems to love Wing and I JUST DON’T GET IT.

Someone said Steppenwolf, right?

Wait a minute. This just gave me an idea. Is Blood Drive the origin story for Pixar’s Cars? It is, isn’t it?

There is only one man qualified to answer this question, and he happens to work at your office.

I also wanted to see some Hamm Cable, which seems like a penis euphemism, written down like that.

He (Liefeld) started this whole thing off with a mockup of Jon Hamm as Cable over a year ago. I’m still bitter about it.

Keep the car you have. So many people rush out to get boring ass crossovers and other huge cars they don’t need as soon as they find out a kid is on the way. The GTI will handle 99% of all the kid hauling duties (including the stroller). I’ve managed with my one kid and a Focus just fine and my non-car guy buddy with…

It’s Hancock.

My rule is “watch the full trailers, avoid TV spots like the plague.”

Kool story brah!

How long until Barry and Cisco find this universe too?

You just noticed the juke?

YOUR MOM'S A DISNEY FILM PERHAPS