Shock Top doesn’t exactly hide its parents, but it’s not the same as ‘Budweiser IPA’. AB likes to pretend Shock Top is crafty but they certainly don’t pretend Bud is.

Serious question Will - a few years back, Budweiser came out with Budweiser American Ale. How long until AB and or Miller/Coors attempts a macro-labeled IPA?

You should review Miller Lite next time you do a pilsner. I mean, it says rite [sic] on the can, “A Fine Pilsner Beer”.

Couldn’t have happened to a nicer team.

Back when craft beer meant Sam Adams and maybe Saranac, my cheapie throwback was Rolling Rock. I went back to it once and never again, even in a can. I’d take a Bud Heavy, which at some point, when craft beer reaches 25% or so, will be the new PBR.

Fuck golf.

Rhapsody has been doing the same thing since 2001.

What the fuck kind of asshole takes a video of the whole thing instead of calling store security, or the cops, or attempting to stop the fight, help in any way possible, etc etc. So he can have more hits on youtube?

Aren’t hit & run the only line items on a LBs job description?

I believe, kind sir, that your least favorite Pennsylvania beer (#20 in the top 20 list you cited) meets the strictest definition of craft.

Colon cleansed the bases.

Missing FJM with these Plaschke bombs.

That sounds mouthwatering. Please send your leftover free samples to me.

I’ve only deliberately aged 1 beer, the Firestone Walker Sucaba. I can’t compare it to off-the-shelf, but after living in the basement for a year, that shit was Liquid Schwartz.

Girls just aren’t cutout for sports, duh.

Rizzo the Rat is way too high.

These are the cleats the Astros deserve right now. But not the ones they need.

This is your laziest writing yet. I love it!

I realize this is redundant as you are a blogger for Gawker Media, but.
Dude, you have too much fucking time on your hands. Now go teach people how to make Cincinnati chili or something.

Whoa! I was wondering what happened to the junk food wars. Glad to see you’re still not above poisoning yourself with solid food as well!