Rizzo the Rat is way too high.

These are the cleats the Astros deserve right now. But not the ones they need.

This is your laziest writing yet. I love it!

Whole Foods has it occasionally. It’s expensive ($25/lb. or so). We only got 1/4 lb. It tastes like tuna, but really good tuna.

I realize this is redundant as you are a blogger for Gawker Media, but.
Dude, you have too much fucking time on your hands. Now go teach people how to make Cincinnati chili or something.

Faustus was introduced in Agent Carter.

Arugula IS pricey these days...

Whoa! I was wondering what happened to the junk food wars. Glad to see you’re still not above poisoning yourself with solid food as well!

Sheesh, you Drunkspin guys and your cats...

As of late the MLB has presented itself as an organization willing to make change for the betterment of the sport. The switch of the Astros league to balance divisions, the plate blocking rules, and this years pace of game changes stand out.

It’s not actually unreasonable at this point to think Rob Manfred might look…

If you’re headed to the movies in the next few weeks, please don’t walk into the wrong theater in error, getting Age of Adaline confused with Age of Ultron.

Pet-named Beers, ranked:

1) Hairball-infused Gose

This could have been so much worse. I was expecting stories of fish that eat humans and then replace their own teeth with human ones.

Sold. Nice to see this pop up on Deadspin. I was heavy into jazz for a long time but kids take a lot of free time away.

Would a Kölsch ranking listicle be too esoteric? Maybe just a mini-version, right here right now, top 2 available in Boston?

I've had a few before and enjoyed, but they are few and far between.

Come on man. Does a beer review REALLY need to start with 5 paragraphs on KimYe?

Snowpiercer is actually Captain America 3: Cap on a Train.

Another good example of this is Full Sail Session Lager. The Session Black is a realllly fun beer, but the regular is good enough for those scared off by non-yellow beer.

Now that the entire schedule of films has been released, is there as much of a need to propel the universe further?

Pouring a beer over a hot computer?