Say Cheryl Eddy Eerie Chandelier five times fast.

To be fair, The Shitting Birds put on a much better show than Kings of Leon.

Only 8 intentional walks in his career.

I thought he had at least juan more season in him.

I'm more interested in hearing alternate uses for this newfangled 'hop oil'.

LOVE Rising Tide. Almost as much as Oxbow for favorite Maine breweries.

Amstel Light is still my wedding go to beer, mainly because it will always be 1000% better than Heineken.

You know Brady has an insanely popular facebook page, right?

Radler is Brooklynese for Shandy.

I just destroyed a Mac+10key keyboard with Clorox wipes that were too wet (shorted out half the keys), so if you're going the wipe route, I can't agree with you more about alcohol-based ones.

Bitter American is indeed fantastic. Doesn't 21st Amendment also make a Black IPA? Back in Black? I haven't had it in a while but I seem to remember enjoying it.

All three of your uses of 'literally' are wrong...

You misused 'literally' in your footnote thus the entire list is invalidated.

You can take her to the EBDBB&B.

I was much more intimidated BY my in-laws.

I was about to say drinks are a bad idea, because you'll have to pee within minutes, but that's a terrific excuse to leave the meeting for a bit.

Will you should write a guide about how to buy beer for parties. Beer enthusiasts buying for a non-enthusiast crowd and vice versa.

Try the Torpedo and you'll find yourself saying the same thing. The Torpedo tastes like SN tried to make an east-coast IPA.

Will, if I recall you ranked the Torpedo near the top of your IPA list. Finally tried it and it's relatively mild, especially for the West Coast. Interesting that their pale ale is on the hoppy end (style-specific). Both are great beers but they lean towards each other too much.

Massage parlors and sex are not the same thing. Unless you're really lucky.

Some other craft brewer makes 'Hoppy Ending' with a ridiculously lurid picture of a hop cone on a massage table with a blonde in a white coat reaching under the towel. Imagine a kid asking about that picture.