It's about the most irrelevant of football rivalries, regardless of the history. Both programs have had a rough transition into division 1-A (or whatever it's called now). It'd be laughable except no one cares.

Well let's be honest, food is more interesting than soccer.

This is very confusing. I misread as Rick Bayless and Mario Batali. Clearly it's time for lunch.

Yup. We've all seen Clerks.

SIGH. Lobo.

For some reason I'm kind of hoping the line "what is this, a center for ants?" winds up in this movie.

Relax bro.

Also for the record I agree with you about the Sherlock angle. But I think Kevin Feige and his team at Marvel have done a great job diversifying the films (to some degree). I think they've done a fairly good job making movies that are more than summer blockbusters with lots of explosions (and yes, they often…

Muskmelon sounds sexy. Like, way more sexy than cantaloupe.

"lot's"?

The Roadeo Cheeseburger is my guilty pleasure. It's at least 14% tastier than the standard cheeseburger and is usually on the value menu. Bonus points for the size; I can jam it down my gullet before I've left the BK parking lot. Why on earth would I want to mess up the simplest 99 cent pleasure by struggling with the…

Or at least better than you understand sarcasm.

Fortunately I am not in such a position.

Disney buys Marvel, rumors of Apple buying Disney. It's happening...

whoops

I really fear for the day when your children read all the horrible shit you write about them.

It's too bad The League isn't a Marvel property, because they could totally make this happen.

Well said. I don't understand all the hate you got on this one. When the Beer Camp was released, I was expecting you to review it, and looking forward to the review. Keep up the good work Will.

Will, did you ever get your hand on a bag of Wise 'Burger 'N Fixins' potato chips?

They are astonishingly beefy tasting, so much that your mouth started to salivate. This might sound like a good thing, but it wasn't. With all the burger flavor and none of the burger texture it turned me into a rabid-burger-hunting…

Avengers Age of Extinction? Did I miss something?

Binders full of women?