It's about the most irrelevant of football rivalries, regardless of the history. Both programs have had a rough transition into division 1-A (or whatever it's called now). It'd be laughable except no one cares.

Well let's be honest, food is more interesting than soccer.

This is very confusing. I misread as Rick Bayless and Mario Batali. Clearly it's time for lunch.

Muskmelon sounds sexy. Like, way more sexy than cantaloupe.

The Roadeo Cheeseburger is my guilty pleasure. It's at least 14% tastier than the standard cheeseburger and is usually on the value menu. Bonus points for the size; I can jam it down my gullet before I've left the BK parking lot. Why on earth would I want to mess up the simplest 99 cent pleasure by struggling with the…

Or at least better than you understand sarcasm.

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I really fear for the day when your children read all the horrible shit you write about them.

Well said. I don't understand all the hate you got on this one. When the Beer Camp was released, I was expecting you to review it, and looking forward to the review. Keep up the good work Will.

Will, did you ever get your hand on a bag of Wise 'Burger 'N Fixins' potato chips?

They are astonishingly beefy tasting, so much that your mouth started to salivate. This might sound like a good thing, but it wasn't. With all the burger flavor and none of the burger texture it turned me into a rabid-burger-hunting…

I get what you're saying about flagship beers, and I agree that Sierra Nevada is a notable exception. But Sam Adams Boston Lager is way past its prime. I suppose the larger issue is that they've gone so many different directions that it's hard to identify any one line that's consistently surpassed the flagship lager.

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Does BLL really count as a shandy? If it's based on Corona with lime, then it's really a beer with just a splash of citrus, whereas the shandies and radlers out there seem to be more than just a splash, if not 50/50.

Man this was such a disappointment. Like a beer mimosa. Or grapefruit juice with wheat germ.

9. The Staff Doesn't Owe You a Lengthy Hearing

I've been on the wrong end of this, sadly. I had to drop a deuce, and the only can available had just been yakked all over by some CHAMP. I'd only just got there and half half a beer in me.

After finishing my duty, it was assumed I was the perpetrator, and I was ejected. I…

Did he have mayonnaise on that sandwich? I wonder on earth what brand he would use.

That's nothing compared to all the pitches outside the strike zone he's been tricked into swinging at.

Worth noting a typo in here...in 2003, Prior pitched 211.1 innings and the monstrous 245 was his strikeout total that year, not IP. A little proofreading next time?