The dogs all held a meeting
They came from near and far
Some came by motorcycle
Others came by car

Before they were allowed to enter
Or even take a look
Each dog had to take their asshole
And hang it on a hook

As they gathered 'round
Each mother, son and sire
Some little bitch in back
Started to yell fire

In the madding rush
They…

I get what you're saying about flagship beers, and I agree that Sierra Nevada is a notable exception. But Sam Adams Boston Lager is way past its prime. I suppose the larger issue is that they've gone so many different directions that it's hard to identify any one line that's consistently surpassed the flagship lager.

Th…

Does BLL really count as a shandy? If it's based on Corona with lime, then it's really a beer with just a splash of citrus, whereas the shandies and radlers out there seem to be more than just a splash, if not 50/50.

Man this was such a disappointment. Like a beer mimosa. Or grapefruit juice with wheat germ.

What of The Rock's Lobo rumors?

At the very end, in the new continuity, there is no indication he has metal claws. The old future scenes fighting the sentinels he does, but the news scenes, at the end, with Kelsey Grammar and what not, is unknown.

9. The Staff Doesn't Owe You a Lengthy Hearing

I've been on the wrong end of this, sadly. I had to drop a deuce, and the only can available had just been yakked all over by some CHAMP. I'd only just got there and half half a beer in me.

After finishing my duty, it was assumed I was the perpetrator, and I was ejected. I…

Did he have mayonnaise on that sandwich? I wonder on earth what brand he would use.

I've got a Kraven...for too many villains...

I think a continuation of Smallville would be a better idea at this point.

You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have praying mantises with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!

Does it not make the tiniest bit of sense to have them be friends and teammates first before fighting each other to the death?

That's nothing compared to all the pitches outside the strike zone he's been tricked into swinging at.

Worth noting a typo in here...in 2003, Prior pitched 211.1 innings and the monstrous 245 was his strikeout total that year, not IP. A little proofreading next time?