I don't know about you, but halfway down the page I became convinced the article itself became the best definition for "answer syndrome".

Hulu usually posts past episodes online a few days after they premiere... including artist performances.

What?!

What's going on?

Try talking to a kid that was born in 2000 instead of '89.

When I was ten, I got a copy of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone for New's Years from my awesome liberal grandma. I immediately rushed the illicit (supremely conservative parents) into the next room with a plate of food and raced through it. When I was done I looked at the clock and realized only an hour had…

Sooo... we won't judge anyway! Who cares if you're joyfully happy and have a penchant for rainbows! Who cares if you don't?

I'll have to take a picture and upload it, but I live across from a church someone converted into a house.

That became the best quote of the night, sir.

I too, like I'm Ron Burgundy? and Jessica-Rabbit-With-a-Dick before him, am mystified as to whether Noah is having a period, or just made a very good point.

Thank you, Hal.

Find a good pair of calipers and measure the base width/height/depth of the irregular space you are trying to fill.

Every day, I leave my house and go to work.

So much for that 'curse', eh? Wait a second...

I would think he would have to be. It's a bit difficult to *not* admire Kubrick's work. That being said, don't even think about starting 2001: A Space Odyssey if you've had more than two drinks.

"Baller" in this case means, "significantly bad-ass to the point of ultimate and supreme nerdgasm."

"Dave?"

I am from the South and I *cringe* every time the words, "Bless your _____" or "Bless his/her/its_____" The only thing I want to do to a heart at that point is tactfully illustrated in the attached image.

I don't know what you're seein', but I think I see my liver somewhere in the mix fighting for survival.

What is Skynet, Dave?