Oof.

I thought he was the disgruntled accountant from The Dark Knight...

+2 for this man - and a round of drinks on me!

Red Three, standing by.

Yes, actually.

You, sir, just gained yourself a fan.

Better tea all over your lap than... ketchup.

This is so very sad, but this video was the second thing I thought of after reading the title.

Am... I the only one in here that thought the title was referring to the male act of masturbation...? Or... am I the only one in here stupid enough to not realize everyone *was already aware* that the title and comments was/were referring to the male act of (er, tongue-in-cheek here) masturbation...?

I wouldn't go so far as calling it a fail on Gizmodo's half.

"That chick", From 'Firefly'...

Interesting. I remember a handful of individuals that spent a considerable amount of time on this planet and watched movies discount Christopher Nolan and his choice of Heath Ledger as the Joker.

I thank you greatly, my good man.

I'm just here to pick up chicks.

Same to you, my good man.

I am your bookie.

Excellent.

Three gets me a fourth? What?

I actually can.

Right.