One time a guy came in halfway through the movie, sat near the front, and immediately started snoring. He went for maybe fifteen minutes before some teenagers started throwing change at him. It rustled him a little, but then he started snoring again and left before the movie was over (a napping employee?). Anyway, my…

Everyone within 3 feet of the Range Rover, wearing motorcycling apparel, and off of their bike should receive attempted murder.

Athletic worship ranks with some of the worst human attributes I can think of.

“Yeah, they’re privileged. But they’ve earned it.”

I am a horrible dishwasher loader and my wife is very vocal about my lack of ability. That said, I almost snarfed my 6" buffalo chicken sub over "When I open an unorganized dishwasher it's like pulling back the yellow tarp and finding a dead hooker." God bless your similes.

Oh my god... Finally. Dear lord. I cant fu**ing stand it when my family loads the dishwasher like a god damn 4 year old. There is a method to this madness people, and I swear to god, I think I just soiled my dish watching this. It was like a sexy hand of god was placing those dishes exactly where I load my own. When…

Sorry, that's some of the biggest BS I've ever read. You are STILL butthurt about Google Reader? Get over it, Feedly is already better than Google Reader ever was.

Confucius say: Game without ball is no game; but still a million times better than fucking Nascar.

Or they hand you off to the person at the desk next to them, who has exactly the same limited authority as the first person.

I'm polite and reasonable until I have to deal with Comcast customer service. Fuck those guys.

It's an old custom that men pay, most likely because women were not encouraged to work and if they did then they were not paid the same. As both genders are equal nowadays, its normal for a woman to pay for her meal.

As a straight woman, my strategy is as follows: I always offer to pay half on a first date. Always.

Yep. Sounded dumb and immature the last time it was posted as well. If you don't want all that stuff on your phone, why spend the money on a top tier phone and a data plan? Or, just —gasp— ignore it when you want to do other things...

So you're paying $90+ a month for an iPhone for no reason?? It sounds like you should just get a prepaid phone; or at the very least unlock that iPhone and get prepaid service.

That is, of course, assuming that the bible wasn't just, you know... Made up.

Or maybe God created the concept of the dragon. Or maybe it was comparing our adversary to a mythical beast that WE made up. Or maybe we made up god? Or maybe I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

Not sure why they had any faith to begin with. You can always count on a Boggs to down a pitcher or two

Looks like the Phillies have only two choices: let Young walk or Texas Ranger.

This would be the second-biggest Young-Balls transaction this year, behind only the Penn State settlement.

This is a channel you only get on a pay service that is not publicly being broadcasted. FCC has no control over the content. Call me when he curses on ABC so I can continue not giving a shit over a spur of the moment curse word.

a woman is like a tardis, all is bigger in the inside than the outside. that. is. so. cool. make sense if you think about it