I’m also a tall man who rides the subway every day. And yet I didn’t feel the need to don my fedora of justice.

What does this one do for you, tho?

So true

in one email he wrote, “Unless it’s a knighthood fuck off”

I don’t know about the circumstances of her marriage or what goes on behind closed doors, and I’ll leave speculation to others. But in public she has revealed herself to be little more than a petulant bully, willing to use her platform as First Lady to cajole anyone who crosses her. If I was to wish being married to…

Well, I mean...my pregnancy was unwanted, and that baby is now a disaffected teen who does indeed shop at Hot Topic. But other than that, this godawful personal reflection of a white single dude’s sexual failings was a waste of my fucking time. Which, funnily enough, is exactly what I’d imagine sex with him is like.

Wow.

The sooner people realize McCarthy is in the top 5 of the funniest people who ever lived ever the better off we’ll all be.

Sally is a Hero!!!

lol

Here’s a bright clue; maybe stop bringing her on your TV shows, media. The more you give her a mouthpiece, the more shit will spew out, just like with Kellyanne Conway. And whatever happened to Katrina Pierson? I guess there could only be one asshole woman as the public face of Trump at a time.

A customer where I work has a theory that your true personality/nature starts to show in your face when you hit your 40s.

oh, but we didnt demoralize him, sean - he came to us, quite honestly, without any morals at all.

Starred for Mike Penis.

Trump doesn’t want to be President. In about two weeks, everyone will be so fucking pissed at him that he’ll just walk away from it all, stating that he’ll “continue to fight for you”.....just not as President. Mike Penis will take over, not do anything, and be soundly defeated in 2020.

He can hold me accountable all he wants. I have over 200 years of history behind me. Come at me, you fucking tangerine.

Suppose we threw an inauguration and nobody came?

Ahem, I think Trump prefers the P street band.

Trump’s signature forms little hood shapes. Hmm.

Anthony Weiner not being dead in a ditch or renditioned to a black site in Yemen is proof that Hillary ain’t killed nobody.