Somehow a man impersonating a politician being serenaded by a man impersonating a musician seems so perfect!

“Here’s 12 Things That Russia is Blackmailing Trump With - Number 8 Will Leave You Speechless!!!!1!”

True story: I knew more out and proud racist fucks during the 20+ years I lived in Chicagoland than I’ve known in the 20+ I’ve lived in the Deep South. This story surprises me not at all.

How about we just give women a pass and let them wear whatever they want without ripping on them at all? I hate this “tradition” of analyzing everything women wear whilst letting men wear whatever with no comment.

As long as they don’t sing into hairbrushes, I’ll be okay with it. But seriously... I work for NASA, and in me, they hired a 56-year old (white man, but still...) unemployed due to the Great Recession. All around me are immigrants, people of color, disabled folk, and a wide array of different kinds of people - but all…

I’m scared of impending internment in some camp out in the desert if I publicly mock Twitler. I ain’t even joking.

It’s how he knows he’s good at sex. He always finishes first

“They die in the street, hopefully not before finding Jesus first. Next question.”

In the case of a psychotic incident call an ambulance or fire department. Cops kill people during psychotic incidents regularly.

I’m calling it first. Their celebrity portmanteau will be ‘Mariah’ in recognition of the distinct elements each bring to the proper relationship.

Release the damn tapes before January 20 or hush, child.

The telling part is that Russia hacked both the RNC and the DNC. They only released the DNC information, which means they are blackmailing the Republicans to get their way. And as we all know Republican priorities are 1) themselves, 2) the party, and 3) the nation.

since he cant sell burgers at his restaurant and can’t sell his steaks at sharper image, he has to take his beef to twitter.

Secretary of the Navy because... water?

When is this guy getting a cabinet position in the Trump administration?

History book: “Donald Trump became the first President ever impeached while being sworn in as President.”

...end times. Rapture the motherfuckers already.

I believe the term is tough love.

I’m sure Baldwin never imagined that this would be his lasting contribution to the world.