The sooner people realize McCarthy is in the top 5 of the funniest people who ever lived ever the better off we’ll all be.

Sally is a Hero!!!

lol

Here’s a bright clue; maybe stop bringing her on your TV shows, media. The more you give her a mouthpiece, the more shit will spew out, just like with Kellyanne Conway. And whatever happened to Katrina Pierson? I guess there could only be one asshole woman as the public face of Trump at a time.

A customer where I work has a theory that your true personality/nature starts to show in your face when you hit your 40s.

oh, but we didnt demoralize him, sean - he came to us, quite honestly, without any morals at all.

Starred for Mike Penis.

Trump doesn’t want to be President. In about two weeks, everyone will be so fucking pissed at him that he’ll just walk away from it all, stating that he’ll “continue to fight for you”.....just not as President. Mike Penis will take over, not do anything, and be soundly defeated in 2020.

He can hold me accountable all he wants. I have over 200 years of history behind me. Come at me, you fucking tangerine.

Suppose we threw an inauguration and nobody came?

Ahem, I think Trump prefers the P street band.

Trump’s signature forms little hood shapes. Hmm.

I feel like I’m wearing a tin-foil hat here, but here goes: something in the meeting is leading the dems to think Comey himself is compromised at this point.

So we on the left are the patriots now and they’re the commie-loving traitors, right? Russia has taken over without firing a single shot and we are now a banana republic, being ruled by a puppet government. I can not comprehend what’s happening, I just can’t.

Anthony Weiner not being dead in a ditch or renditioned to a black site in Yemen is proof that Hillary ain’t killed nobody.

Somehow a man impersonating a politician being serenaded by a man impersonating a musician seems so perfect!

“Here’s 12 Things That Russia is Blackmailing Trump With - Number 8 Will Leave You Speechless!!!!1!”

True story: I knew more out and proud racist fucks during the 20+ years I lived in Chicagoland than I’ve known in the 20+ I’ve lived in the Deep South. This story surprises me not at all.

How about we just give women a pass and let them wear whatever they want without ripping on them at all? I hate this “tradition” of analyzing everything women wear whilst letting men wear whatever with no comment.

“They die in the street, hopefully not before finding Jesus first. Next question.”