I can feel the self esteem of many men deflating as we speak.
"I knew a guy who had two members on the same body, dated him for about a half hour, got *so* exhausted. I'm sorry, go on, you were telling a story?"
I don't really know, and I'm not going to google "Morten Harket's butt" until I get my hands on one of these babies. Should I die under mysterious circumstances, please don't let my children think I have some weird fetish about Scandinavian 80's pop stars' asses.
I knocked boots on and off for 10+ years with a guy whose skill and enthusiasm in the bedroom (among other places) greatly transcended the boundaries of "curious." I was recently informed we can't see each other anymore because he's going to marry (a woman) Miss "What should I do" needs to have a serious sit down…
It's a free messaging app. Useful when texting people who are in another country, or when you are travelling.
Good god yes. I'm 36, I have a job and have done a lot of interesting shit. I do not give a fuck about teenagers, what they like and what they don't like. In two and a half years, I will have my very own teenager living in my house and I still won't give a fuck about what they like and what they don't like. I'll just…
Last time I flew, years ago, I was a petite person. At the check-in the agent looked me up and down and then assigned seats. (This was a charter flight, no one got choices, you took what they gave you). I got on and next to me was an enormous woman who was so large that she couldn't use the tray. I'm positive that…
Perhaps I am being too literal here, but 1,000 suns is 2 years and 9 months-ish. So if they were together for more than 4 years... they beat the prediction.
Did we watch the same video? I'm not sure why you would consider hiring puppies when they show such demonstrably poor craftsmanship. And kittens? No wonder your husband would be upset! Kittens would do an even poorer job! Their mouths couldn't even fit around the paintbrush handles. Please consider some kind of human…
People need to be able to go after universities and colleges for what happens in their Greek systems. Maybe if the university coffers were at risk, institutions would be more willing to take real steps toward reform. As it is, they get to hide behind the "unsanctioned activity" canard so they can rake in donations…
Jesus, any other Badu fans holla if you hear me??!!!!
I give you - Goat Mondays
My kids (upper teens) were snarky about my attempts to learn to paint (you know, canvas and acrylics). Then one of them surprised me a few months later when I asked him what he wanted for his birthday. He said he wanted me to paint him something sci-fi. So kids might be assholes on the surface, but I suspect that…
As a parent it's our job to embarass and mortify our offspring…this gal needs to get her priorities straight!
WHY IS THIS NOT ON TV EVERYWHERE?
It looks like the most uncomfortable, cramped and clumsy threesome ever.
I learned about this a long time ago. In high school health class.
I'm sure it's the smoking and not the Dorito tacos.