If we donate to a charity of their choice, do you think the Jez staff would stop linking or posting anything about this asswipe?

Seriously, thanks for not including the texts. It seems that poor woman has few people in her life with her best interests. 8(

Thank you so much for redacting those texts.

In my experience, describing someone as "needy" is used as a form of gas-lighting - a way of reframing reasonable requests and expectations as unhealthy and excessive.

Calm yourself. I'm describing a DOG.

In my early relationships, I was the opposite of needy, and actually much more distant than my boyfriends wanted me to be. I was the cool, aloof one with her eye on the prize at school/work. Sometimes I wouldn't answer a text for a few hours, since y'know, work (not some weird/mean/mysterious game, I'm not heartless),…

I don't know about you guys, but in my own love life, there is a 100% correlation between guys who label me "crazy" or "needy" or "possessive", and guys who have cheated on me.

I think we might be confusing neediness with selfishness and chronic emotional unavailability.

Ethan Hawke's quote has been misspelled. He practices "monogame," which is a belief that women should be faithful to me but I can screw whomever I please. Initiations into this ancient sect generally occurs when young men reach the ages of 15 or 16, and membership lasts until the unfortunate day the shoe ends up on…

I keep trying to popularize the "Lower Mullet" but no one wants to play along.

Stop with all your crazy physics talk! Kim's hair blows in whatever direction looks best. The rules don't apply to her.

My sex education started today when I saw a rendering of the new football stadium in Qatar.

I feel you Terrence. That's just like the time that I shot down Jon Hamm and George Clooney in the same night. They'll probably tell you it didn't happen, but I can tell when a guy orders his security to remove the sexiest bitch in the bar because he can't trust himself around her. It's hard out there for a…

Dude's got enough issues for a subscription... but who'd buy?

I need one of these before the next PTO volunteer meeting.

deep-dish is fine and dandy, don't get me wrong. but, as a chicagoan, i find our "thin" crust pizza to be far more delicious and reflective of what we actually eat.

How is she doing this so slowly? I bet I've made MYSELF 300 sandwiches already this year.

It got replaced by better, REAL art, but I just wanted you guys to know that I made this. For you. From my heart.

sometimes it takes a child to raise a village.

I was just watching a documentary on the chimpanzee. I enjoyed watching the part where mumma chimpanzee put the placenta in a waterproof bag and then blogged about it. AHH NATURE.