No worries

If you wanted to see pussy squashed against some glass, all you had to do was ask.

Ask, and ye shall receive. It. is. glorious.

This is disgusting. As a born and raised working class, minority New Yorker I have always gone to Barney's for my "treat yoself" needs and know a lot of working class regular people who do as well. Over the years I've spent thousands on cosmetics and their sale items for myself and my friends (never any big…

People: commenting on the cost of the belt or the look of the belt is really not important. Stop. It would be the same as if I got arrested after I bought a $300 video card at Fry's just because of my ethnicity. There are plenty of things that we can judge people for spending $300 on if we're dicks.

But this is an easily translatable trend through many price points. Most trends start way up in the high price range and eventually make it over to Target and Payless.

Totes not fair that I never get a shot at THAT. We could be on the bus sharing that Dr Pepper right now...

That he was a heterosexual.

Hmmm. Well, alright then.

I'm not certain, but isn't a douchebro giving a good, sincere apology for perpetuating rape culture one of the Four Horsemen?

Y'all. He is my best friend's neighbor. She sees him on the bus, and he's either wearing this shirt or a pirate shirt and a medallion.

Oh well thank god. I was JUST saying the other day that I didn't have a good period tshirt to go with my period panties.

"I try to avoid heat & eat places where little cooking goes on in the kitchen": This. Like, 100 times. If I'm going to spend $60 to feed a family of 4, I'm damn well going to, you know, an actual restaurant.

Maybe all that nasty publicity over their workers suing them for wages and the CEO talking about cutting hours to avoid paying for health care hurt them. I hope.

At least the George Washington house is with it enough to hire a slave roleplayer. A lot of landmark houses in the South just euphamistically refer to "servants' quarters", and let the slave quarters decay, so there is literally no visible sign left of the people whose work made all that you see possible.

Give her a golden lasso in that last shot!

I really enjoy how he gets in pretend fights with himself, between the question and answer portion of the FAQs.

Only reason a guy like this has an issue with gold-diggers is that he lacks gold. Otherwise he is exactly the kind of guy who wants to take it out in trade, whether you're a hooker, his girlfriend, or his wife.

I seriously think this is possibly a generous estimate.

::sigh::