Death by facepalm!

I am not understanding the point of this. His hair doesn't seem long enough for this to even do anything useful. It looks like when a mother pulls her baby girl's hair into a ridiculous tiny sticky-up pigtail to try to let passers-by in the store know that SHE IS A GIRL DAMMIT! SHE'S WEARING PINK AND A PIGTAIL!!!…

"OH you did NOT bring a green towel into my class."

"You never see two balls in one line."

(My first thought was that he was some poor janitor/hotel staffer who was trying to subtly "sneak" his way to the other end of the room, freezing every time Bikram looked his way. I can't stop laughing at the image.)

Actually just to clarify, most Indigenous Australian people would refer to themselves as Black before using the word 'Aborigine', which has many really vile and negative, colonial-era connotations to it.

Hi, I actually live in the NT and work with Aboriginal people (both as fellow employees and clients), and of the many that I have met, they actually do refer to themselves as black, or 'blackfellas', just like I'm a 'whitefella' or one of many other Aboriginal words that mean the same thing.

AMEN. People give her so much shit. She has more money than she knows what to do with, she's 25, her body is amazing what exactly is she suppose to be doing that would satisfy people. She is living her life the way she wants to and good for her. You know what I was doing at 25? Working in LA making what she makes in…

I am the descendant of dry-wallers and fur trappers. Therefore I should be proposed to in a Home Depot in Vermont.

This actually looks like it was super awesome and fun and cool. I was totally hating on it before but now I'm just jealous I wasn't there.

You should be afraid that companies like Nestle are buying up water supplies in an increasingly dry world.

Oh man, Ballerina Tea. DON'T DO IT!!!!! I speak from experience. That silhouette on the box? That teacup is really a toilet. Can't say they didn't warn you.

What about these kinds of dick pics?

Man, I hope that kid is black.

Also, GREATEST COMMERCIAL EVER.

this cuts to my heart.... and my loins?.... this is weird for me.... hot firefighter and cute kittens... guys? hold me.

I feel like this man was willed in to existence by the collective consciousness of at least 10% of tumblr's population.

Thank you so much for giving me ONE article that I can read on Jez without feeling like the world is a horrible, horrible place.

Well, if we can't punish him with jail time, we can at least punish him with crippling student debt?

Hey guys, also from that year's catalogue, the Crimper.