That’s precisely the kind of voice I’d expect. Total non-threatening male. Just like Daddy ordered.

I made it through, thanks. Still ain’t doing s*** for Mother’s Day though.

I’m the least racist person you’ll ever meet. I’m the least racist person in this world. I’m the least racist person at this school. I’m the least racist racist of any racist who will talk to you about racism. The least. Am I.

I specifically ordered that drink without ICE.

Kellyanne’s “free advertisement” worked.

Like my damn cats... Kellyanne, that is NOT a litterbox!

Sean Sphincter, Sean Sphincter, Sean Sphincter, Sean Sphincter, Sean Sphincter - the asshole from New England. I consider this matter fully rectified.

Is it because they refused to have it at his hotel?

I think you may be on to something...

Prove the Russian meddling to delegitamize all these muthafukkas and leave the whole order in disgrace, then they won’t have the political leverage to push through their agendas. Then we wait for the next round of elections and deliver a democratic knock-out punch.

Hahahaha now CPAC is lumped in with the “liberal media”. Let them stew in that for a while.

Any reading recommendations about the distortion of truth and facts?

I think Milo is a Cassandra for the conservative movement. Notice how everyone suddenly jumped away from his casual statements about sex with boys when every other vile thing that came out of his mouth was “free speech”? Now conservatives are suddenly covering their sons’pristine ears and demanding Milo’s silence, if…

Exactly, this is all about protecting their precious little white boys.

White boys, specifically. All else is “free speech”.

What was the problem again with birth control? Oh yes: it made women crazy, unattractive and employed.

This brought me to tears, it’s absolutely cathartic.

Sally Yates for 2018 [insert office here]! I think we just found our next great talent.

and profess a great love for sizzurp or whatever else they think makes them sound more authentic.

My mom was right, your face really will freeze that way.