So all those who cut off their noses to spite their faces are about to lose whatever access they may have had to insurance via Obamacare. Hence, not too many of those noses will get sewn back on. No insurance, no nose stitching.

Free Donald’s phone!

Proud to say that on my recent trip to The States, I looked at one of her dresses, contemplated it for a hot minute there ... until I saw the name & immediately placed it back on the rack. Makes my neck itchy just thinking about that Trump name tag.

 Judging from what he grabbed, looks like black & blue maybe all that’s left.

I’m sorry to hear that Ted Nugent’s penis and testicles are black and blue. He might want to get that looked at.

Is there anything else that I can do to demonstrate my support? I live overseas, already voted and have my pantsuit picked out for Tuesday. Maybe I should get a flagpole and display my pantsuit? Pantsuits on flagpoles, would that work?!? Aaaargh!

Hot. Wish it were true.

Plenty of dicks are voting AND running. So I want equal opportunities for vaginas! A safe space needs to be provided for vaginas to exercise their democratic right. Without poll watchers, you pervs...

Well enough to finally get her off The View! The reboot has already done it’s work & it’s a job well done, as far as I’m concerned. May her opinions be consigned to Twitter obsolescence for eternity.

Someone tell me: what is so implausible about this story? Nothing I’ve read regarding this particular underage prostitute’s encounter with a rich jackass, facilitated by Epstein, and now her fear of his supporters seeking retribution, requires much of a stretch of my imagination. This is Mr. Grabthembythepussy we’re…

The Dutch also have a hefty fine of 400 euros or so, that a motorist must pay for dooring.

Open sneezers. The worst.

Tom Kha Gai. Hands down, it’s the galanga root that does it.

Some dumb-ass dualism going on where only 2 types of religion can exist: 1) Satan-worship & 2) our own religion.

I’m going to have to remember to become this kind of parent. God bless them.

Let me guess: Trump is going with the Facebook live-streaming route because it’s FREE and fits his broke-ass budget. This from our so called “billionaire” trying to buy his way into the White House on the cheapest, most cut-rate, broke-down presidential campaign ever.

Dang I’ve got to go with the whole bear-trap in my pants thing just when I’ve gotten so comfortable with wearing leggings everywhere. Traps are so damn uncomfortable albeit probably well worth it if going out for a night of dancing or somewhere where famous people hang out. Maybe some tripwire will do? Looking for…

Pussy-bow is not impressed.

This is almost like a scratch & sniff. I can *smell* that grocery store through my computer screen. Stores like that all have this similar weird smell. It is a universal law of olfaction... that was not further enhanced by Gwyneth popping her butt up on the checkout belt.

Oh lord, it’s like everyone else jumped off and Katrina Pierson has the reigns. This is her logic speaking and it has clearly eaten everyone’s brains! Save yourselves! Turn off the TV before it starts making sense!!!