A portion of an enormous ass.

Was his name Father D-Money and did he impregnate a white girl?

Pretty sure mine involved after-school specials. But on that note, I’m a mom now & wondering how I’m going to break that couch-pawing up in my living room without permanently damaging my spawns’ street cred and frail egos. Do I yell “oh yay cookies are ready!” from the kitchen before storming in?

1 Corinthians 11:10

I had a friend met at JFK by narcs following a trip to Europe. They escorted her husband and her off the plane and strip searched them, to find nothing. It was such a spectacle you’d have thought that El Chapo himself was on the plane with balloons of coke hanging out his pants. The reason? Her husband’s ex-wife had…

Guys like him? No time at all until his next bout of entitlement kicks in & he violates probation. Jezzies, get to filming.

6:30 am is my last wine for the night. I just take a wee nap in between rounds.

...as if each were hand-selected by Roger Ailes himself.

Found my 3 year old pair with the cork molded after a long winter, in the back of the closet.

I spent years frolicking on and then avoiding the worse beaches in Bahia. I doubt anyone will die but I sure hope they don’t have any additional events planned after that. They’re going to need some serious recovery time from whatever they pick up in the water (or bites them afterwards.)

Is it just me or are others avoiding cinemas these days as well? I just don’t feel at ease inside of those any more.

Mexicans and Muslims will be the new Willie Horton. It is all about fear and dog whistles.

Willie Horton, anyone? It worked all too well.

Yeah but can she write speeches?

I like it. Makes me look like I just jumped off the gurney & escaped.

in the park

My beau & I were just talking about this. Well, about Tyra Banks really, and her new business venture. He’s a former model & said that although he only ran into her a few times, she had this “problem”. What problem, I asked. Apparently, if she would eat pretty much almost anything, she would become “FAT”. I countered…

I would shed tears of joy (& overstimulation) for The Reflex video. As you no doubt know: it’s a lonely child who’s waiting by the park.

Needs mustard.

We’ve got spirit, yes we do! We’ve got spirit, how about you? Show Trump that you’ve got spirit: wiggle your spirit fingers as you raise your hands in the air - next time you get pulled over for a busted tail light. And sing one of those nice spirituals for the camera, everyone loves that. Reminds everyone of that…