Send the GOP frozen heart resuscitation squad in ASAP!

Hahahaha this is just like some dumb shit I would do. Oh, did I say that out loud?

Obvious answer: because data can be sexually transmitted. Hence all the dick-sucking references. Taylor is just really really smart and he can prove it with a dick pick.

I envision myself showing up for lectures at my business school in full Dolly Parton “9 to 5" attire... and being taken seriously.

Trump-Dash! Sounds like what many were planning to do with their citizenship if he won. However, the Brexit kind of muddied up that once greener grass on the other side of the Atlantic.

Flying under the radar with my smooth matte stealth-grey remarks. Snarking and sneaking in with drive-by comments as it suits me, with no one to please or appease but myself. Committed to civil discourse but must say that anonymity on the kinja fringes is under-appreciated. Now I just embrace by greyness as I do my…

Sounds like Sarah might want to Alaskit. New flag should include image of her flying around & shooting at animals - or mainstream media - from a helicopter.

At CNN, Stelter writes that Lewandowski’s hiring is “bound to be controversial,” but argues that his “perspective might be uniquely valuable given that he was Trump’s right-hand man.”

Oh yes, there will be blood.

So not Jimmy Buffett then. Noted.

So are they saying she is mentally disabled or not? “Learning disability”, as being used in this situation, is extremely vague so are we to infer that it’s being used as a euphemism for some other diagnosis that no one is saying yet? My partner works with mentally disabled and nobody ever just says “learning…

Sounds a bit along the lines of “go back to Africa.”

How’s the queen?

I am in a better place now, thanks. Gave up my Mother’s Day to be the morning of my eldest son’s birthday slumber party. Cranky, sleep-deprived, looking around a dirty house: if that’s not a real mother’s day, then I don’t know what is. Later demanded that everyone take a 2 hour walk in the woods with me because I’m…

Finally. Now I’ll know exactly what to wear to the erotic opera.

I’ve been saying this: and what’s with the double-standard when she looks just like another Kardashian? It’s all photoshop made real through plastics. This IS our new standard of ethnic feminine beauty and until we fix our own damn minds, how can we hate on someone who is just following the rules? I cannot and will…

I was so excited to read that I’m so IN this year. This was going to be MY year with my big lips, big butt, tanned skin, huge brown eyes... but then I remembered that I have all of these attributes because I’m black. It’s not the same, is it? Womp womp, back to hiding under the bed.

3 minutes? Doubt it. Even with one of those daylong viagra boners, no way he could commit to humping anything for a full 3 minutes. And besides, he’d just get gold paint & orange shoe polish everywhere, which would be very distracting.

More importantly: who’s Sarah Palin? I remember hearing some noise from her some time ago but it’s all such a distant... something or another.... Didn’t she have a bunch of kids, a major political office and a TV show at some point. And somebody did some dancing. Oh well, can’t remember. And please don’t bother…

That’s her mom, right? Must be... I can see the resemblance but the older woman in the photo clearly ISN’T her!!! (j/k)