Or leave same shoes at the top of the stairs.

D-Mannose is great. I take a formula that's also mixed with cranberry powder or something like that. It cleared me up from having regular UTI's (probably the same one) to getting maximum one per year and that's with continuous piping and daily visits to pound town. Come to think of it, I can't even remember when my…

Like chaining prisoners to the bed during childbirth so they don't attempt an escape. Hello, Illinois!

My mom passed on this bit of wisdom to me early: whisper in your baby's ear that if she wakes up in the middle of the night, she should call for Daddy.

She would've killed in that skirt. Sexy as hell. But then it wouldn't have been as appropriate for the SOTU.

A blazer and a tube top. Does she not realize what a tube top is? Surely that can't be the look they're going for. Ah well, I guess the nude heels will make that work.

I go to operas with my hair sticking out of my head like that. In a really gloriously dense afro so nobody can see past it - on purpose. Let someone try to say shit to me about it; I really am not very nice. At all. And now I am literally sick to my stomach that you had to change seats.

I admit it. I am a Jelly.

Funny, I was just asking a gyn this the other day during a particularly uncomfortable exam. Her response: well it works pretty darn well for us on this end so why change it?

More like churning butter.

NPF is such a burden on the woman. Just when you might be interested in having sex because of ovulation; you can't, because of ovulation.

Ok what she did wrong here was to not go the "quarantined" route. Especially if she hints at a gov't cover-up. Fekkin' amateurs.

He's doing it completely wrong. Should've kept one of his dicks a virgin and saved it for marriage. That's how reality shows get born. Imagine if the right virgin dick had been married off to a Dugger daughter and then ends up saving his left dick and his immortal soul? "Good Dick, Bad Dick". That's some damn fine TV…

I thought he was 12. Started making up this mess at age 11. Home-schooled and never had a sex-ed class in his life.

If it was designed to handle a fat baby and it's even fatter head, it can definitely handle a double-dicked dude.

I love how the police need for someone to show up and express their outrage. Well someone who was actually there and outraged, to be precise. Where she otherwise could have felt vulnerable and exposed this might have been the safest space ever for a woman to remove her clothes, lay down and benefit from some very…

Not fair. They need to make a dildo version of this as well. Better yet, a double dildo and foot with vibrating toes. You know, for scissoring. Well I guess the real question is: why am I not designing sex toys???

I've been working on blazering (blistering through lasering) off an armband for over 2 years now. Seemed like a good idea at the time (looking at you 1996!) and it seems that a visit to Auckland, NZ brings out the desire for tattoos in people who had no idea they ever even wanted one and end up picking some design…

Kilts are hard to resist. I banged a Scottish dude only because he was wearing a kilt in the middle of a winter evening. I had no idea it would have that effect on me. He told me that he wears it because it ups his percentage rate significantly. I tried turning what should've been just a 1 night stand with a kilt but…

Apparently Molly Ringwald hated that dress as well. According to Marilyn Vance, who was the costume designer "[s]he hated that dress! Molly actually hated it with such a passion you have no idea. A lot of her clothing as Andie Walsh I found in thrift stores, so I cut up two dresses to make the prom dress – just like…