Carolynne
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Carolynne

That scene was a complete fail at that moment in time. It took bad 80's fashion and did the unimaginable: made it worse.

Can't say I remember much about the plotline. Something about insufferable rich boys, bleh bleh bleh. I do remember that dress though. Decades later, still unable to unsee it and dislodge it from my brain.

That dress is iconic in its breathtaking ugliness. It defined fugg for an entire generation and will forever be in the top 5 of retro-wretchedness. There is no ugly like Pretty in Pink ugly.

It inspires me to just invite myself over to my mom's closet with a big pair of scissors. I'm feeling creative!

I recall gasping in horror when I first saw it. Come to think of it: might be time to recreate that moment as next Halloween's costume. Who's got a gorgeous dress they'd like to sacrifice for the cause?

Even this would be an improvement.

For reals. Black-belt that shit.

I also have a 1/2 brother I didn't know anything about and didn't meet until well into my 20's. He's aesthetically gorgeous (well yeah of course!) but honestly I didn't find him any more sexually attractive than my brother I grew up with in the same house. That yucky yucky skeevy eew eew eew bleh feeling still

Kind of like the town crier for unattractive people. Oh wait, we don't really need anyone to do that.

I too love a good polish sausage. That week sounds just so delectable. Spanx will definitely be needed by the end of it.

Scarred for life, eh. I'm pretty sure his wife would say the same thing. But, you know, with actual scars and all.

That's the reason I was always taught and always taught my students to NEVER talk about their ranks. Assholes will try you. It's like a human video game for them, they want to try their fighting skills against a certain belt level. Gives them bragging rights.

Sounds to me like Busch is preparing the old "I couldn't have smashed her head into the wall because she's a trained assassin" defense.

This is not the 1st time someone's tried to use "but she's trained in martial arts" as a defense against a domestic violence charge. As an advocate for international domestic abuse victims and a trained black-belt I can attest to this. It's hard to make that choice to use the full extent of one's training and force in

Can we just take a minute to pay respect to the contributions of squeak pig? Backed his boy up! None of this would've been possible without his cries for victory, valor and to keep the frickin' faith in the face of cat.

I see that speculoos is mainstream now. But I'll forever refer to it by the Dutch "speculaas" though, because I'm pretentious and intolerable like that. Speaking of intolerance: none of these flavors fit my gluten-free, lactose-free, nut-free, food-free lifestyle. The only thing I can eat from the 3 new flavors is the

The only way this ad could get to me would be if I still had my body wracked with those deranged pregnancy hormones that caused me to weep at puppy food commercials. Watching this is better than a home pregnancy test and a lot cheaper too.

Tinder works for me. Shallow as hell but I found the sweetest, hottest, emotionally available guys there. The one that worked out took 2 months to tell me about former life, how much he's changed and issues, issues and more issues. Some things you can manipulate for speed love but not in any thorough sense. That stuff

So how do they report if a woman wins an election against a man? Is he just a "loser"?

Black girl here. I hit the power zones every day. But other than that, I have no desire to apply soap to any areas that don't require them. I now save a ton of money on moisturizer because I'm no longer stripping my skin with detergents. Oil cleanse on face. And my hair: washed every 2 weeks or so, maybe just with