I think Mike Huckabee might *like* (as in LIKE like) Beyoncé. And he would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for that meddling pimp-husband of hers!

You have no idea how this story gives me life. I love that the shotgun-holding cherubic, smiling, white, engaged couple is being banned for promoting gang culture. Um yes, indeedy. Whoever made that call, bless them.

Dunno. It's bold. I'm feeling it. The hair is amazing and I'm really enjoying seeing her full sense of style on display. I'm tired of safe outfits and trying to make one's figure pretty much disappear by fading into the wallpaper behind you. Wear it. Own it. Show it off.

Conspiracy! The Russians have taken over so much of the drug trade and prostitution rings in Amsterdam, it's really no surprise that the cheap an unexceptional Dutch gouda is being used to overtake the Russian black market. Homegrown Dutch mobsters have been in decline for years, now the criminal masterminds (an…

I'm fantasizing that he's putting that shirt on & the other model is helping him to pull his pants up. All the way up.

Only because you'll never otherwise understand my references when I refer to priviledged psycho chicks as Amazing Amy.

Yeah yeah yeah rich rich rich Princeton Princeton Princeton hedgefund start-up shot his dad Hampton's arson blah blah blah... but he killed someone's dog??? Definitely NOT sexy. No pooch murderers in my bed.

It IS often the person requesting the sex who's killing the sex drive. My ex bugged me about how he felt he wasn't getting enough sex at 3 - 4 times/week after nearly 15 years of marriage and 3 kids. He felt entitled to sex every single day from me, in spite of classically "letting himself go", getting fired from him…

Oh hey: Schwarzenegger though. No problem with that pronouncing that one. (Can't bother to type it without spell check though. Came out as Swartzenneger when I tried.)

Gives new meaning to "turn the other cheek", no? Three to choose from!

Looooooooooooove me! I'm so thirsty! And grey. Gray. Grey. Which spelling is less thirsty?

Was he a "White Puerto Rican" or a "Black Puerto Rican"? Yes, amazingly it does matter.

Past concerns regarding a"non-traditional family": interfaith (inter-Protestant) marriage. My mom is a Baptist. But my dad is a Presbyterian! Clearly nobody considered the impact that would have on us children. And I'm sure that was the reason for all the infidelity and divorce that came later. C'mon, how could you…

3% chance of Trisomy is a pretty good result, isn't it? My numbers were always far worse mainly because I was so old. Still, I never ended up doing an amniocentesis.

For me, a concerning result would lead me to further testing. Why fear the potential increase of a miscarriage from an amnio over the definitive result of an abortion? I am absolutely pro-choice but that logic is lost on me. I'm an older high-risk mom so I did nuchal fold tests for all 3 of my pregnancies with no…

I used to be in free surprise concerts at middle schools. But it was with the Chicago Children's Choir and I don't remember any altos or sopranos ever removing their red jackets and white turtlenecks to rub their nipples to titillate anyone in the audience. But it might have made that Exultate Deo a little more…

Um yeah, so does that mean I have to swallow the couch too?

Crash. Multiple meanings.

In Holland, "lemonade" is term for any cold non-carbonated, non-alcoholic, non-100%juice related & non-dairy beverage. Any flavor, still "lemonade".

Wearing my jeans like that is a mighty fine way to prevent me from having sex. Fortunately it will not prevent me from using the toilet.