Why is it that everything questionable sounding is served "on toast"? Laverbread on toast squares also comes to mind. Well I guess it's a choice between spreading it on toast or just deep-frying the suckers.

Adam's McRib. Eve's McApple Turnover. It could work.

Don't you just love the ole': "YOU'RE the racist for seeing the racism in my racist advertisement. Besides, you're not in my target demographic anyway. So there!"

The word "tooth" isn't the first thing that comes to mind when I look at this one. I'm betting that tongue is a delicacy somewhere. Or maybe I should start collecting them, drenching them with formalin and marketing them as delicacies in the middle of the menu.

I've worked a bar in Amsterdam and the difference between how much head different customers want on the their beer can be entirely cultural. U.K. folks tend to want more foam while Dutch want more liquid in that glass with barely any foam. I seriously have to vary my pulling technique from customer to customer…

Pity, that. (Punctuation matters. Too late to edit my original comment though.)

My Dutch partner stood up for a woman being harassed at a bar in Amsterdam nearly 30 years ago... and got stabbed afterwards on his way out. He says it's just a reminder to mind your own business. Pity that.

Whenever I'm told to show a little class, I ask "which one"? Same question applies to people who tell me they "have class." Again, which one?

Lots of little kids on European beaches & pools don't wear tops to their swimwear - especially of there are no breasts. In fact, you can buy the pieces separately so if you don't plan to wear a bikini top, no need to buy one. So the "topless" photos may not be salacious by intent. However, the photo of underpants on…

They'll get you in Amsterdam Centrum

Well I can feel less apologetic about owning a couple of his albums. We African-American country music lovers have always gotten the side-eye. So uh-huhn uh-hunh I've got friends in low places. That's right!

I bawk (bawk bawk beKAWK cluck cluck cluck) therefore I am.

Welcome to McDonalds, Burger King or anywhere else in Holland. Want ketchup with those fries? That'll be 35 cents. Toilet? Why sure...that'll be 50 cents. Have a nice stay.

Please tell me the manager was eventually fired.

Whoaah I'd be sooooo upset if my daughter got returned to me with permanently altered hair after a visit with her father. Chemicals all up in her hair. That is some seriously hateful shit.

More than the medical expenses, I'm pissed that the police basically fined him for being assaulted. There he was, bleeding on the street after being attacked by thugs on scooters - and the police slap him with a heavy fine for being drunk.

Dutch.

Not unusual or unique to the U.S., I'm afraid. My partner was attacked on the streets of Amsterdam one night while riding home on his bike, drunk from a party. He ended up paying for the ambulance (400 Euros) and the medical bills (although quite low by American standards. Maybe 1,000 Euros?) To add insult to injury,…

Middle-aged, 3 little kids and going through a divorce. That was the best time for me to start a regular weed habit. It's waisted on the young, I tell ya'.

Maybe she'd been saving that nipple for marriage.