Thanks for that. And I will be attempting the landshark maneuver tonight although I think with a slight variation of laying on my back with legs spread and convincing my boyfriend to run, jump, go airborne like Superman & land smack between my legs with penis snugly inserted. I foresee no problems with this whatsoever.

From the looks of it, yet another profession dominated by dudes.

I don't buy it. I'm convinced there is an inverse relationship between married people who suddenly sappily start declaring their passion for each other -via Facebook - and how well that relationship is actually going. It's like a big fake smile for the world to see.

I have 3 young sons, each 2 years apart in age. Infant stuff was hard as hell, it's true. But after the 1st 6 months, it started to get really really good. Why? Because I was officially off-duty as the playdate. Nobody expects me to get down on the floor and entertain them anymore. In fact, I am last choice for this…

She's been cleaning up garbage and plastic bags from the beach. No wait, she wears that suit to clean the ocean of debris. Look! That bag is proof!

She is definitely Dutch and looks very very much like a lot of the girls here. She's pretty, pretty conventional and pretty standard, of average weight and most likely tall as well. My guess would be that she doesn't consider it at all and looks similar to most of the girls around her. It's rare to see an overweight…

Briefly seeing a guy and found his "ex-wife's" (who turned out to still be his wife) erotic photos plastered all over Facebook, Tumblr, several blogs, you name it. Butt nekked or dressed (over-statement) in latex, 50 years old and craving as much male attention as possible. Appears it was all his idea too. And I was…

Wanda! Wanda! Wanda!

Years ago I, an African-American woman, was in relationship with a Chinese man from New Zealand. His mother told him flat out that she was "afraid [he] was becoming African-American." I was like "whoa... I didn't even know that was possible!"

What's going on with the threads sticking out everywhere? Is it a vinyl knockoff of itself? No wait, sorry... just realized that's the stitching.

I'm pretty sure it's just the fat doing the filling. I'm lactose intolerant so I don't do any dairy but I do cook my eggs or whatever else I'm eating in oil or fat. I even keep a can of goose fat around for vegetables. And I eat chicken thighs, not breasts. I don't shun fat and it's kept 40 lb weight loss from…

Since when did "bitchery" become a description for a situation? If anything, a bitchery sounds like a place where bitches are created....Nope, not buying it. Nice try though, Mr. King. Now, let the true bitchery commence!

My biracial friends had to high-tail it home from the bus stop on more than one occasion. Maybe it was just a threat or maybe my friends were fast runners. I do remember reports of a gang of girls in Detroit back in the 90's who would cut hair and slash faces. Wonder where Officer Najor picked up her techniques.

Growing up South Side (Chicago) this was one of those continuous fears you had if you were a Black girl with long hair, especially if you were light-skinnt [yeah I spelled it like that] or of mixed race. Gangs of girls were known to chase you home from the bus stop and cut your hair. Not into a cute pixie either, they…

Save money & get additional exercise (at 5.6 miles per year)? What's not to love about the $$$?

Well we can thank the boys for tarnishing the image of competitive cycling, to the point of making what would've been unthinkable 10 years ago now thinkable. Thank you, doping dudes! Now please mess up more privilege so we women can have a shot at the big time.

I just want to nudge her over a bit, maybe about 2 feet to the left... ah yes, much better.

Has there EVER been a black woman on the main cover of the Hollywood issue? What would one have to do to get there???

10 seconds of butt sniffing: is this what is passing for visual stimulation these days? Complete failure to launch.

0.50 cents and let them make the rest of it up in tips. Bwahahahaha!