Yes! Yes! Yes! I would definitely defer sex until after watching her monologue. And she's so good at the slapstick too. I cannot think of a single reason why she shouldn't be "running with the big boys" and hosting her own late night show - NOT morning/midday please. Give her a room full of good women writers and let…

This guy I'm casually "talking to" once made an unexpectedly funny/witty/dirty remark on the phone and I started to genuinely laugh really hard. Then he told me "I love it when I make you laugh. Love it, love it, love it, love it, love it." That, my friends, is a googly-eye inducing trifecta of humor, honesty and…

I love my Period Tracker app if only for a quick check of possible PMS influence before I hit "send" on an escalating email. It's useful to completely avoid some people for that full week before my period is due because I do not fancy a homicide charge in my near future.

Also mid-40's here & newly back into the game. Makes about as much since to me now as it did in 5th grade, when we weren't allowed to actually go on dates and couple status was determined by saving a seat on the school bus. I think I'm going back to that.

The real question: do the panties come with a merkin lining? Now THAT would be truly revolutionary, American Apparel. Anything less is sooo predictable.

I remember "accelerated courses" in high school. Appears they're on offer for certain Yale frat boys as well.

Is there such an accelerated program available to the rest of us common-folk?

I think we have here a winner for Worst Sister Ever.

I LOVE it when people tell you exactly what they're thinking. Enough with the "cool pope" PR and image handling. Let the man speak! Louder please! So he can remind us precisely of why there's no. such. thing. as a "cool pope".

A mouse once ran over my foot while I was using the toilet at my grandmother's house.

My 2 faves & always on sale at the grocery store.

Students would learn metric much more willingly if you started assigning them math problems like "Jane has 10 dollars and wants to buy 5 grams of weed, a bag of Doritos and 3 apples..."

If you're gonna start legalizing weed, it's gonna help a lot to get good at metric.

If you're gonna start legalizing weed, America, it's gonna help a lot to get good at metric.

Because English has gone the way of Koine Greek, Etruscan and Aquitanian. Because the society whose sole purpose is to preserve, study and celebrate dialect differences now chooses the most mundane of conjunctions as the word of the year, I vote this language off the island and into the grave. Because there is no room…

Only to be followed by a story on the dangers of a good laugh.

It certainly should. That would be worth whatever $$$ they'd charge for it.

All I can think is how much does that thing cost? It looks like such an expensive hobby.

Probably just in the wrong clubs. And that he tends to hit on 40 year old Surinamese women.

There has been a guy doing this in clubs in Amsterdam forever. He walks over, takes a letter out of his jacket, hands it to you and walks away. It reads something like "if you've received this letter, it is because you are a beautiful woman..." basically the same in Dutch as the letter in this article. Dutch guy does…